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Busker Branford

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Hi there. Here's a mediocre adventure about a mediocre man named Busker Branford.

If you like to sing along to songs, there's one at the end and the lyrics are as follows:

You gotta dig deep down in those pockets of yours,
Whether you've got cash or none - you're poors,
And the coins you grib-grab better be gold,
Silver? What? you've already been told,
That he works hard at what you see him doing there,
Better than d-d-d-dancing bears,
So raise your hands - you're no longer bored,
It's all because of Branford.

Some say he's a tramp,
I say he's the champ.

(Oh yeah!) Don't walk away!
(Oh yeah!) What a display!
(Oh yeah!) You will adore,
(Oh yeah!) Busker Branford!

You gotta walk this way. You wanna see something cool?
Bring a bucket, large, for when you drool,
Clap and laugh and cheer and shout,
And be amazed - that's what he's all about,
He'll give you pleasure you've never had before,
You'll be wanting more and more,
He deserves a trophy, a prize award,
It's all because he's Branford.

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2006? Christ where did the time go...you guys have been just plain fucking awesome throughout the years. That's it.

Long live the EdibleCastle.

if you look at the caricatures, you will notice that boss. B mcboss from cuboy has one on his desk in the first episode.


I love all of your stories, your universes are so cool and have the potential to be expanded on like this one, I would love to see another episode of Busker Branford/
Music is top notch.



Quite strange

That was very weird, even by the standards of your stuff. That being said, I still loved this because it did work really well to have a plot to it. The character designs were among the most unique I had ever seen, especially with the shark boss. I love how everything came together at the end as a lot of the scenes seemed kind of pointless. It was especially nice to see that little cat cardboard suddenly run around. The funniest joke was probably when the yak was mistaken for an ox in the middle.