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Possibly the first in a series or possibly not. Who can say? Not me. Maybe your dad knows unless he's dead.

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You think they're going to cut the puppy, but then it......eh......'makes a mess' on the crackers....

It's so unexpected and hilarious!

What a crack up!

From beginning to end I had absolutely no idea where this was going. Massive set up for an anticlimactic punch line. Brilliant!


You think he's gonna cut the dog...but then the dog.. lol


...but oh so satisfying

Quite a surprise...

When the man went down to sample it, I thought "So... Are they going to cut the puppy in half- oh...."