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Mmmmmmmm. Crabs.

If you are liking the tune then you can buy it and others from www.piechoons.com

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I am from the future. Red Lobster is in danger of closing. Somehow, we need to spam this movie until they rise again. (Seriously, not a review because I love this so much I don't think you'll need it, thanks for the good ol' times)

I put crabs in my mouth as well

So fun!

Review of Screenagers (2016)

I have not stopped watching this film in eight days. I have not yet had the will power to raise myself from my couch and go to the bathroom, eat, or sleep. Please help me I am tumbling into a pit of pain. Every second I watch is an inch closer to jumping off of a 8n story building. This movie is so wonderful I have cried while violently defecating myself In some of the sadder aspects of the movie. for example when my wife of 42 years indulged herself into the popular hit Television show called Dexter. Her watching this atrocity has driven me to call for a divorce. My personal favorite part of the movie is the part where he runs around happily while blood poors out of his mouth. While typing this I have consumed an excess of 3 gallons of hard liquor and this has made me realize that I am addicted to typing essays. While watching this my two year fell of the balcony and died while my three year old started occupying herself with hard drugs. After I showed this to my three year old she immediately shot herself in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun. I recommend this to all gamers as they are savages and brutes who have a special place in the 7th circle of hell.

I... don't think that's safe...

Funny as hell, though.

crab

Credits & Info

Views
866,141
Faves:
2,972
Votes
1,941
Score
4.62 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jun 15, 2006
4:49 PM EDT
Genre
Music Video
  • Frontpaged June 15, 2006
  • Daily Feature June 16, 2006
  • Weekly 5th Place June 21, 2006