Gamers, artists, and residents of the Newgrounds Expeditionary force.
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the internet are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving netizens everywhere march with you. In company with our brave yeeters and fellow users you will bring about the destruction of the critic war machine, the elimination of critic tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Newgrounds, and security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not an easy one, your critics are well trained, competently skilled and battle-hardened. They will type savagely.
But this is 2021, much has happened since the critics triumph in 2006. We have doxed them, called their moms allowing them to be grounded, cancelled them on Twitter, and literally suicide bombed 50 of them. We have seriously reduced their numbers.
Our doomers have given us an overwhelming superiority in PCs and keyboards, and placed it with great care to our yeeters to fend off ANY CRITICISM. The tide has turned. The free users of the world are marching together.
I have my fullest confidence that you create another mastapiece. We will accept nothing less than EPIC victory.
GOOD LUCK! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower