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Smoking & Sea Turtles

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Two short stories about some hot-button issues. Shocking and controversial, to say the least.

Everything was done by me, and is presented in glorious anamorphic widescreen

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wow

how come she get's a hard on about jellyfishes it's just wierd but cool.

Nice

Of course he became a millionaire selling blankets made out of people. Richest market out there. Classic

Fucking Hilarious

i LOVE SEA TURTLES!
What kind of bitch can get high off ciggarrets?
oh, wait....
lol
funny as hell.
i want a person blaket.

LOL!!!

DUDE, u don't get high by smoking cigarettes. When Todd said he wanted to touch a baby's pee hole, i SH!T MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im still laughing about it! Getting high on ice cream is kinda funny! HAHAHA!!!!!

Awesome

That was great. Was the seagull at the end inspired by Morgan Freeman at all? It certainly reminded me of his narration in Shawshank Redemption.

Great stuff.