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The Fortune Cookie

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09-27-05: I'm just gonna say it: There are no boobs in this toon 'cause we didn't spend $700 to draw boobs all day. Sorry to those of you who got the joke.

09-26-05: Holy smokes, front page? 4th place? 50k?! Those computer monitors are enormous! ERYA...Crab battle.

An otherwise normal CMWS flash cartoon degrades into a philosophical debate over the perfect ending.

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Awesome jorb; almost appears as if you just hung out and animated it accordingly.
Also, I nostalged over those damn hulk arms.


Whata c omical comedy . . . great stylish animation, unique concept and good sound as well. It's a bit abstract as well. Keep up the good work!



A bit confusing, but I liked how you guys took the viewers back into the actual making OF the animation. I'm not sure if the animators actually had that conversation (but it would be funny and also not very surprising if they did :P)

Also, the jokes in the animation OF the animation were hilarious. The vending machine guy comes to open UP the vending machine...with keys...and the fortune cookie guy THROWS him INTO the machine instead of just taking the keys? haha. :P

Vote For Boobs!

The first two options made sence and were great, the last one was... repetitive. Of course, from the way that it went after that, it's fine. The guy on the right (With the brown hair) is hilarious, mostly 'cause of his erratic movements, I'd say. Jumping around all the time always makes me laugh.

PS. I not only SAW the two movies you refernce in this flash, but I lvoed them. (Not only did I see the videos 'no one saw', but I loved 'em both.)

You guys rock.


I love this animation! Not only is it completly original but it catches you off gaurd completly with first the whole theme of the fortune cookie and then the creators discussing ideas about magic (boobies is apparently the missing link.. hmmm, odd). great job, i love it, and keep it up!!