Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:


best game evea

that was the best

ppl e-mail me if you cant beat jesus
if you cant beat the priest then stop playing

press shift and 8 at the start

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Brap on!

2 for the price of 1! kill a priest and Christ! This is no doubt my fav Portal game. The game and sounds were a spot on match. Sheer perfection.

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what srecrect button to retrun to town? i don,t get it

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HAHAHAHAHA this is funny. I would love to see the look on a hardcore christian's face after seein this. This game in my eyes is very wrong, and its wrong for me to enjoy it but who cares. I understand that jesus was a good man and all and I would prolly get along with him.

Super duper great!!!!!

I loved this game and by the way Jesus is sooo hard i havnt beaten him yet and can you tell me an easier way to beat him?

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2.98 / 5.00

Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Action - Other
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