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Castlevania Priest Battle

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Pretty good

Excellent game can't find the secret button though



Nice...

The movement was a little weak (mainly 1 foot jumps) the sound was pretty funny especially when jesus appeared. Not much to interact with but whoi CARES?, it's a parody of castevania/jesus for cryin out loud!. I loved it!. I'm sure that the ppl cryin in their reviews about how offensive it is will be able to take a joke if they continue to review on newgrounds.

I know when I was a newbie to reviewing i'd get offended REALLY easily. lol. This is a great game though the jesus part is way to hard because of the weak controls. (My advice is to fix up the controls and add more options, like Machine guns and lazers for a real castlevania fun fest!).



fun game

it was a great game but there could of been more violence. And the game should be longer. And funny to non religious people. :D



Funny as hell!

You no what spamdeath fuck you this game is funny. I suck at this game but the idea is hilarious please make more.



IT WIll BE A COLD DAY IN HELL!!!!!

Dude this was so sick, but i freakin loved it- I mean only you got balls to put this together. A Priest, Belmont, And Jesus- what more can you ask for. Keep em coming!!!!!


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420,976
Votes
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Score
2.98 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jul 31, 2001
11:08 PM EDT
Genre
Action - Other
Tags
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001