Reasons each show failed:
1. They're dead. Totally uninteresting.
2. Too weird.
3. Too senseless.
4. Old people are NOT sexy, even if their chests aren't sagging.
5. Too redundant, not to mention boring.
6. Stalking is considered harassment, so too illegal.
7. Too family-unfriendly.
8. It's just 2 bottles of beer. Nothing interesting about that.
9. Why call it Actual Music Videos if you're not showing them?
0. Who wants to watch some guy in a suit talk about money?