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A Synthetic Christmas

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An atypical Christmas short. Enjoy.

EDIT: Since people want to know, here's how I did the Jesus voice:

I recorded myself simply speaking in a monotone voice, and also recorded a guitar track.

Then I used the vocoder in my Cool Edit Pro software. It's an effect that basically combines the two sounds, so it sounds like my guitar is talking. Also, there's two parts to the voice, a higher and lower part that I tried to harmonize. So his voice actually IS music.

I don't know how to explain it any better than that, because I honestly don't understand it any better than that.



Graphics: Pretty cool, even though their sticks.

Style: Great flash! Loved it!

Sound: The voices were just incredible.

Violence: Yup. Robo-Jesus shot off the guys head.

Interactivity: Working preloader.

Humor: Hillarious! I LMAO with the flash xD
*Adds it to favourites*


I've watched this so many times over the space of about a week or two that my brain should have short-curcuited by now! ...Or something. Yes. Seriously, though... While some people may find this offensive, I don't, for two reasons: 1) I'm not very religious at all, and 2) I'm Jewish anyway.

I find it pretty darn funny, and Cyborg Jesus's voice is great too. On the "second coming, bitch," I love how the voice pratically sang it (the voice itself was song-like, but it seemed to -sing- that line also). The same with the longer line before that, except "second coming, bitch" sounded even more lyrical, somehow. I'm not usually a fan of profanity (although I use it myself when I'm pissed!), but I think it fit here pretty well.

Great flash; short but awesome. 5/5.

pretty good

pretty good for a short with a robotic jesus. i like the idea of it. it could be a little bit longer though


this is kind of wierd but totally awesome, the simple graphics make everything even more cool

Robot Jesus= Awesomeness....

Great job on this.

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4.13 / 5.00

Dec 21, 2004
1:45 PM EST
Comedy - Original