Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

When I made this flash movie, i was pulling out of Jesus. They told me to stop petting the dog but I didn't. The the boy put down the frog. I ran, and I ran, until I made it to the church. Dad stuck the needle in my mom. Gary Coleman then asked me if I ate the chicken....i said no. Ralph didn't know what to do...betray his best friend or touch the camel and get Cancer....he chose Cancer. The ant on the floor is crying!