This is my favorite submission from you, because it is by far the funniest. While your other stuff was funny because it was more subtle in its humor, this is funny for being just the opposite. There is straight up hilarity, like in a Wile E. Coyote cartoon or something. I only wish that I could find out where your other submissions like "Yes & No" are under another name. It was a great idea to have this be the intro to your website. The Olympics give you a lot of room to show different funny things.