I couldn't understand this. I actually have in fact heard of a farting cat before. All the cat did was fart. That was a lot more entertaining than this. I'm not sure which came first. It wasn't a cat screaming. It was a cat farting.
It was kind of funny to have all that text at the beginning. It set up how ridiculous it was. I at least liked to know the history. This is one of your lesser submissions. You've done far better ones.