This is honestly perfect. All the jokes landed for me. Very well done in every way.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
hard times create boomers, boomers create zoomers, and the cycle repeats itself
thanks to Wormwood for the background art
and
H8KU for helping with the script
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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