Offensive and stupid, considering all of the school shootings that have happened over the past years.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Go die in a hole.

I honestly don't think you understand the nature of this submission.
You could call this an "avant garde" work. Really, you could, and perhaps that was what you were trying to accomplish. Perhaps you were using this as an attempt to show how improbable it is that a game would coax someone to kill a child. That's something that would only be meaningful to the narrow audience that actually regularly uses this site. This game will exist merely as a statistic to the public at large.

When you create a game like this, you aren't just flaunting the common standards of decency on Newgrounds (whatever they might be.) You are pushing out material that lobbying organizations such as the NRA could use as "evidence" that video games are the root cause of mass shootings, such as the one in Newtown. Wayne LaPierre, in fact, used a Newgrounds game very similar to this one as part of his argument that, in his mind, assault rifles don't kill people- video games do.

That game was expunged from the site, and this one can and should be, as well. This isn't just a "bad game," it's a game that damages the credibility of the site.

put together poorly, reacts slowly, hud is buggy and the content isn't even worth complaining about even though it is rather heartless and cynical

Mandog, I May Hate You So Hardly, But This is actual pretty good!

This game is so ridiculously hilarious that I had to give it a 5
It gave me many laughs as did all the blammers, most of them just don't give a reason
Even though this is a simple game, I say Kudos