Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

EDIZ: OUM FANKS TIM FALP 4 THE FRUNT PAGE OMFG OMFG OMFG

okey so my story had 2 b tol s00nerz or laterz (posibley never D:) so i made dis 2 show mhey swory of epicnessessesssesss (k mor ss's but tum falp sed he only liked dat may ss's!) waid also sed he suks at fash and this inspired him tom hanks waid.
hanks 4 all ur delishous comnets thx thx thx lov u lov u :() < my sxy lips cissing u'll :D) i only liek men so fuk all u gurls!!! >:(.
(i lov u 2 thou).
so hare is my stroy which token 4ever!!!!!!11!!!!
bais xxx
= mendeg

AND DUNT BE NASTY I JOSH BEND I HAXX0R U ALLS