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Corn!

October 3, 2008 –
October 25, 2018
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Author Comments

This game is awesome and anyone who says otherwise obviously has a flawed perception of reality.

Reviews

hey nice try

its pretty boring. but its kept me entertained for like five minutes till i noticed that its just kept going with no change what so ever. but maybe add like a level system make corn pop up faster as the points go up and you have yourself a better game. add other stuff also it was pretty boring looking a corn and dead corn. but seriously dont get mad it was a nice try.

<deleted> responds:

You are the nicest person to review this so far. I'm not quite sure if I mean that as a compliment, though, because even I know this game is pretty crappy.

Still, kudos for being so supportive!

=D

duuuuuuude!!

this game is totaly sweeet dude!!! i played this until my eyeballs fell out and i sit myself at the computer!! it was ottalllly wurth the time. my girlfriend even broke up with me cuz i wouldnt stop playing! i was like " i dont care tis game is awesome!!" i even missed my parents funeral because i was too busy playingcorn! keep it up dude. excellent work!

<deleted> responds:

Finally, a believer! People could learn a lot from you, my patronizing friend.

Close a window that you don't need open.

This reminds me of a party game we used to play where someone gets under a blanket and you tell them to "take something off that you don't need." They'll usually take clothes off until they realize that it's the blanket they don't need. The point of this game seems to be to quit early and save yourself the trouble of time wasted.

The art looks like it took 30 seconds, and the game (if in fact you can call it a game) play is totally pointless.

Nothing to see here people. Move along.

<deleted> responds:

Yup.

Very phallic-looking corn.

I don't think the game really needed instructions. It was trial and error for me. Walk through the field and pick the good corn and avoid the shriveled up corn. The top-down graphics did put me off at first, since I didn't realize my person was a person. After that, pick your penis-like corn to your heart's content until you get sick of it.

<deleted> responds:

Yes. Everyone loves penis corn.

Thanks. xP

Eric the half a game

Graphics are crude, and no clear goals or challenge - all you do is walk along and collect corn. If you collect dead corn, you lose points.

I couldn't tell what the criteria were for "winning" or for that matter "losing". As a result I stopped playing because there seemed to be no point.

Also, I see this game - if you can call it that - is filed under "sports", of all things. Well, I see no sport here, sorry. Nor do I see anything to do with "casino & gambling". All I see is an endless walk through a badly drawn field of corn with no goal, no end, no threat and no point in uploading at all.

<deleted> responds:

Yep, totally pointless. You get to play it forever.

And is it really? I selected Skill : Collecting as my category... I really don't know what to tell you there.

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Score
2.54 / 5.00