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How to review

April 14, 2008 –
July 16, 2021
This entry was deleted.

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I've seen plenty of people cursing MBot for deleting your reviews, so I've done my best to gather all my experience and Know-how into creating a flash which shall effectively teach you how to write a proper review.

Reviews

Ouch.

A dull, monotonous voice does not serve to educate well. Constant brain melting strobing also isn't so well suited to this. Lastly, it's a movie, not a game.

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Hmmm

This does nothing to educate, this is kinda pointless. If you are going to try to teach people how to comment, perhaps you should make something worthy of teaching.

<deleted> responds:

All users are given the privilege to write constructive reviews for submissions. However we do have guidelines that must be followed. If you violate any of our guidelines your account may be temporarily or permanently banned from reviewing and the offending review(s) removed. Multiple offenses may result in all of your reviews being removed, or your account being terminated. Creating multiple accounts to evade bans and commit multiple offenses may result in your ISP or the authorities being contacted.

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* Do not use reviews to express your feelings that the entry should be BLAMMED. If you post "BLAM this" or something similar you will be banned. Use the review option to tell the author how they can improve their work.
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Blah

I've gathered all my knowledge and know-how abotu creating flashes that don't suck:

Don't use a voice synthesiser, it sounds awful. Embarrased about pre-pubescent voices? Hire voive actors.

Don't use epilepsy-inducing flashing effects, they just make the flash look like the work of a raving idiot.

Put some thought and effort into your flashes, or everyone will asume you have nothing better to do than make pointless animations designed to annoy.

<deleted> responds:

All users are given the privilege to write constructive reviews for submissions. However we do have guidelines that must be followed. If you violate any of our guidelines your account may be temporarily or permanently banned from reviewing and the offending review(s) removed. Multiple offenses may result in all of your reviews being removed, or your account being terminated. Creating multiple accounts to evade bans and commit multiple offenses may result in your ISP or the authorities being contacted.

* Stay on the topic of the submission and do not make personal remarks or insults towards the author. This is a big offense. Telling artists "You suck!", "You should go kill yourself!", "You are gay!" etc., will get you banned and you may lose your account. Without our contributors Newgrounds wouldn't be what it is, so we take seriously any insults directed at them by reviewers.
* Do not post TONS and TONS of crappy reviews just to get high in the rankings. If we catch someone doing this we will delete all their reviews - wouldn't that be a pain in the ass? Take your time and write a sincere review for every movie you wish to critique. Make sure your review is relative to the submission. Reviews that are found to offer no benefit to the author may be deleted.
* Do not use the review space for the purpose of promoting things. Stick to reviewing the movies - we don't want to hear about how great your website is. Also, posting links to websites that reward you for sending hits is prohibited; we will delete your account for the first offense with no warning. Posting unrelated links is also prohibited and will result in a ban.
* Do not flood the review title or body. Examples would be long strings of characters or words with no breaks or repeating words or phrases over and over. Do not submit images made from text and characters, as this will also get you banned.
* Do not use reviews to express your feelings that the entry should be BLAMMED. If you post "BLAM this" or something similar you will be banned. Use the review option to tell the author how they can improve their work.
* Do not use the review field to address other user's reviews you didn't agree with. You are to be reviewing the submission, not other people's reviews.
* If you believe an entry is stolen, do not comment about it in your review. If you are wrong, you may convince other users that the entry is stolen and you may cause a legitimate entry to receive an unfairly low score, or have the whistle blown on it. Use the whistle option, if available, to flag the entry as stolen when you believe that is the case. If there is no whistle option available (the entry is no longer under judgment) contact Wade with as many details as you can about the stolen Flash and where you think it was stolen from.
* If you think a submission doesn't belong on the front page of the site or shouldn't be featured in special sections of the site, keep it to yourself. The submissions on the front page and in special sections of the site are put there by our staff, not by the author. Keep your focus on how the person who submitted might improve their work.

If you see other users violating these terms you can help report them by clicking the "Abusive" link under the review. Clicking "No" only states the review wasn't helpful and not a violation; be sure to use the "Abusive" link if the review needs to be brought to our attention.

ouch

the colours were too trashy/flashing and now i got headache. and besides... please don't use the computer for speaking that's horrible

<deleted> responds:

Buy me a microphone

Teachy!

This is good for newbies and people that d'ont now how too make a proper review. Two thinghs:
1) I could barely understand the voice
2)This is not a game but a movie

<deleted> responds:

I am player 1, you are the baddies.

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