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Messed-Up Bible Stories 2

April 4, 2007 –
May 10, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories: Adam and Eve: Based on actual scripture from the bible, this cartoon series plans to tell “the greatest story ever told” with complete accuracy, and in chronological order.

Reviews

nice one

that was a nice 2nd animation of your 'bible' stories, and a nice touch in using Adam and Eve. i found the original to be a little more funny, but this one here was still very nice. i enjoyed both them a lot.. and glad to see that both of them won awards as well.

GODCHILD STFU

sam can do what he damn well pleases. he makes the story more entertaining (cause the bible is so freaking boring). secondly their has been like over 100 revised versions of the bible and mistranslations(so pull your tampon out godchild). SAM please make fun of god all you want makes me smile.

Hmmmmmm.....

Messed up, but funny.
Here is what the bible says:
1. Eve, was tricked after a few days.
2. The serpent was punished along with Adam and Eve.
3. Eves hair was long.
4. Adam wanted a companion.
5. Adam was happy with what he wanted.
6. Adam called her woman, and he called her Eve.
7. the serpent did not play the joke, he wanted man out of his dominion.
8. The serpent only spoke because Satan possessed the sperpent.
Here is what you say:
1. Satan pulled a mean joke
2. Adam, and Eve made fig leaves for clothing.
3. God made clothes for Adam and Eve by slaughtering an lamb.
4. Adam cussed at God, by calling him a name.
Like I said do a little better next time, good, but try not making God look like a fool. just a few pointers in the future

Loved the accents

although most of the thou's and thy's were in the wrong place
but that just made it funnier. "that was coldeth" classic lol.
Anyway great graphics and sound, there was no background buzzing which is really good and it was very smooth.
hope to see more of them, they are really funny!

Same as with the first....

It's going in my favorites. I am a religious guy but I am able to laugh at my religion. It's a funny take on it, and very enjoyable, for Christians and non-Christians. Anyone taking a hissy fit over this needs to lighten the fuck up. 'Nuff said.

*thumbs up*

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4.03 / 5.00