Cool

"I created Adam and Eve, not Adam and.......Steve!"

Sheakspeare would be ashamed.

It was on purpose, I could tell.

xD

Very great. xD

Funny!

LOL...just as funny as part 1. Keep it coming.

Very good!

It's very well done, the olde english might need a little tuning but otherwise it's always great to mock bible thumpers, clinging to a mish mash of fairy tales obviously obsolete by anyone educated. Keep it up!

i have a really good idea for a part of the third

apparently the gulf of persia used to be dry and there are tigris and euphrates rivers still flowing into it and archaeologists found two dried up underground rivers that could be the pishon and gishon.well anyway the bible also says that those four rivers led into eden. i was thinking because god sent the two angels with the flaming sword to guard man from it that you can just say
angel 1:well this sucks... you wanna play cards?
angel 2:lets ditch this place
angel 1:what about what god said?
2:the sword is still here
1:its a piece of plastic!look its melting now!
2:you want to just fill it with water?
1:sure but where would we get the water from?
2:lets use those stupid rivers
and so they did but they only neede two and they left that iraqi river and the tigreyish river.