Needs... better... effort... and stuffs?
Well, first of all, it made me laugh. You were right on some points, and I actually did laugh. However...
The graphics could've been improved... a lot. Considering all you were using was a still image of Vinny the Vampire anyway, why couldn't you have made him more detailed? I mean, he's not moving... his mouth moves, and eyes... but that's about it. So, why not draw just one, good image?
Also, you need to also study up on your english skills... because defense can be spelled with a c... If you're british. So, if the personal translating it was uh, British... it would've made some sense. Or sence... Or.. uh... >_<
Anyways, I gave it a 4, more than it deserved probably, but it made me laugh, and you put some amount of effort into it. I just think it deserves to pass the portal pretty much.
Next time, work on the graphics.
Other than that, "Ok work!"