Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
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Moves (For those who has missed it):
- Roundhousekick: While you're in the air, click your left mousebutton to control your leg.
- Heartripper: Click over a ninja's cheast and you'll rip his heart out.
- Brainstomper: Jump on a dead ninja's head to make his brain pop out.
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Runs slow?
It's hard to simulate the powers of Chuck Norris.
Too easy?
Come on, you're Chuck Norris...
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Holy cow! Frontpage! :o
I can't wait to release my next game.
Thanks everybody!
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When New York City is invaded by the evil army of the Massacre Ninjas there are only one man who can stop them, Chuck Norris!