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Horny John Ashcroft

November 15, 2004 –
September 5, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Author Comments

Our Attorney General is resigning. I'd like to leave this as a tribute to John Ashcroft and all the important work he's done to keep this country safe from stone hard nipples.

Edit: This is based on an incident where Ashcroft covered a nude statue in the Justice Department with an $8000 sheet. This could be why.

Reviews

I give it a five in humor because

That second part killed me a little. x_x

Thank You

If there is one politician deserving of ridicule (and there are many so this is saying something) John Ashcroft is the man. I hope that bigoted, hypocritical narcissist someday gets what he deserves- a frontal labotomy.

Once Again

Alright, once again, time for another review since the right-wing shitheads and left-wing pussies can't seem to get along.

The style of the flash video wasn't that bad compared to most others. The voice acting was pretty decent, and I guess it was pretty humorous even if it is mocking politicalness.

So therefore, a seven will do for now. Keep trying friend.

ok

it was alright, i didn't understand about half of it because im from Canada, but anything political i get a laugh out of.

Dear John: Na na na na Na na na na heyey good bye!

I liked the ending where you added the audio from that video where Asscroft breaks into song. LOL. ^_^

Meanwhile, the ghost of Mel Carnahan is laughing his ass off.

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4.21 / 5.00