Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Made back when Flash 4 was cutting edge, this game is choppy compared to today's standards.
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If you hold Left or Right for a short period of time you don't have to tap it to make Sonny Move.
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The game gets old quickly so I made it short. The real purpose of this game is the movie when you beat it. Please don't review the game without seeing the movie. If you lose 3 or 4 times, you will be granted access to the movie.
Well,
The game part of it was actually nice, but you didn't have to show Sonny get killed. He wasn't a bad person like this Bin Lauden guy. If you had ended it when the trees at the end and didn't show him crashing, it probobly wouldn't be in this Bastard section. But might have wanted the movie to offend. The animation was pretty good, but it still doesn't make up for the poor taste.
Finally, someone with their head on straight. All of you people spitting out 0's in every category should be hung, and you should be replaced by this guy. He gave the movie what he felt it deserved in every category. He found the movie in poor taste, so he gave me a 0 in the humor section, yet still acknowledged the other parts of the movie being higher than a 0. And he didn't use any expletives. Thank you for your input.
Not Bad...
I've seen Troma films, and comparatively these "Bastard" clips aren't really that tasteless at all. Sure they wrongfully exploit innocent people's deaths, but anyway... this game was all right, but it was so staccato (fancy word, I just learned it today so I had to use it). WTF does staccato mean? It's so jumpy, it's not smooth at all during the actual game. Other than that it wasn't bad, I liked how the difficulty rose at the end without it being impossible to "beat".
Thanks a lot. I didn't think it was that bad either. At least not as bad as what I am working on now. And thank you for the vocab lesson. I will put my new word to use immediatly. Anyway, if it is choppy, try toggling the quality level (press Q). It seems to help a bit on my machine.
Why you heartless...
You are such a heartless bastard. I love it. ^_^
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Decent little ski-jump style game, with decent graphics, good control, and a nice ending. Good parody song at the end too. That is so MEAN! Lovin' it.
very good!
this game was awesome good job. funny ending! keep up the good work!
Brilliant in every sense of the word!!!
This took excellence to the extreme. FunkeyMonkey is fresh and stupid and poppin' fresh. (Any Family Guy fans out there) I love this movie, and I hope the creator gets his lazy ass to makin more of these movies in the future. The song was great. Keep up the good work. All your base are belong to us... I suppose.
I love the show Family Guy... haha. I will work on getting my lazy ass to make more movies, but I have been busy. Got more bitches than I can shake a stick at. But my next game will be well worth the wait.