You know, a couple years ago, when I was but a Newgrounds nooblet, this flash offended me so badly that I wrote it a ranting abusive review, which eventually got deleted.

And now, years later, as a seasoned Newgrounds veteran, I look back on this flash and laugh, because this is one of my favorite kinds of flashes---the kind that pisses the weak-willed people off so much that I can lol my ass off (and get some nice whistle points).

While the flash itself is undeniably terrible---the graphics are sloppy, the sound is agonizingly repetitive (kudos for using "Celebration", though), and the mechanics are faulty (several glitches and near-required use of the tab key---it is the accomplishments of this flash, both in terms of media exposure and backlash, that make me smile.

I can't wait for the next "OMG HOW DARE YOU" flash from Newgrounds. It may be getting harder and harder to shock people, but there's always a crowd of gullible crybabies to exploit, along with our own take-it-to-the-limit userbase. :-D

Good job, good sir. You've done Newgrounds proud.

just pres the tab button

There is no way to get the extra $50 you need.

it's not that you're making fun of the Oklahoma City bombing (and I'm from there, etc etc).. it's that I couldn't get anything done--a bit difficult, this one.

if you could improve on this, then I'd definitely give it a higher score. but as it is right now, it's just BARELY worth not getting blammed.

mostly, I have no freaking idea what to do. I got $100 from Clinton and etc.. but that's it. what next? the options are severely lacking.

otherwise, good try. :)

the effort you put into this game was clearly minimal. maybe you should try focusing on little things. like typos for example. TEH EDN!!1111
wtf.
crap game.
like your balls though. they gotta be big to make a game like this.