Ah, using a can of Moxie to answer the phone
Classic! I've actually never played CS (though I had the original Half-Life), but I always enjoy a good CS flash.
Anyway, your character design is... hilarious, to say the least. A raisin bagel and a... I dunno what the hell that is. And a retarded kid named Todd who seems like a cross between Barney and Ralph from the Simpsons with... hell, I dunno who.
The actual "plot" turned out to be better than I expected, with the whole chewed wire thing and everything. Heh. "Without Counterstrike I can't live!"
Awesome. I love Todd. More Todd. Make an all-Todd-all-the-time flash!