This stuff is just too funny to find anywhere. Lol peach gets a boner from mario.

C00l! Tell me how to make movies!!! I don't know how!!

1:mario eats a mushroom and dies
2:yoshi throws mario off his back and mario is gravley injured
3:mario lights on fire from fireballs
4:mario has a bad day and when he wins the game he kills the princess with the axe. 'make princess scream and try to run away...but no bad words'

5:mario forgot to take his speedo and goes underwater naked acedentally 'Make a fish eat mario before he notices he forgot the speedo.'
6:luigi listens to numa numa full blast and mario looks in window and head explodes.
7:mario breaks a bone and his jurney goes WACKED!
8:Luigi breaks in the final castle where mario is and steps on the axe while mario is still trying to get past bowser. And luigi luaghs and goes to princess to kiss.Mario comes all burnt And slaps luigi and luigi runs. The princess takes out a rifle and kills mario.
all i can think of! More mishaps to be posted later

that's funny as hell, what the name of the song that plays in the opening screen?

OMG I LOVED IT