I love it

I usually dislike your work but this made my day.

LOL

Dude you rock, this is a seriously awesome piece of work, nice one :P

YOU ARE QWEER!

ok wow i saw the gross golom sex thing and then i saw this, wtf man, i mean really

Boring

Nice program.
Bad comp. 1/3 positives, 2/3 negatives
Boring movie.

And now should you ever read this review I'll instruct you on how to correctly pronounce "Gollum".

Gol-um not GOLE-um and definitely not "golem"
Whats the difference you ask? Well here it is.

Golem- A mythical giant made of stone.

Gollum-A corrupt riverfolk hobbit that should never be used in porn related movies.

So get it right, or kill yourself. As of this point preferably both. Obviously option 1 before option 2. Or go straight to 2 if you desire.

On 3/17/06, 2/3 of the earth's life will die because of the horrors that will rise from Kenya, Africa.

OOOO

So that's how you make all of your bullshit... Interesting, now I'll know not to buy a "PoserProgram" lol you're a poser..