So I'm wondering if the movie "Teeth" actually lives up to what it says about itself. It compares itself to films like Jaws, Psycho and The Shining that had put you off (obviously when first released) from going into the sea, shower or a hotel in a secluded area for the rest of your life. Do you think "Teeth" (the film about vaginas with an attitude) is enough to turn a straight man gay or a lesbian straight? What are your opinions on the movie that makes me giggle like a schoolgirl everytime I see the trailer?
Teeth - Shit or Really Shit?
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I haven't seen it, but I know what movie you are talking about, it seems like it would be total shit.
And I'm sure it is.
I saw it. It was about as entertaining as it was lame and disgusting. You can so tell a woman directed it. A feminist woman.
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At 11/6/08 01:28 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: I saw it. It was about as entertaining as it was lame and disgusting. You can so tell a woman directed it. A feminist woman.
i'd of laughed if it was
Saw it.
Wasn't as traumatic as I've been told.
It's...ok, I suppose. Good for a suprised chuckle or two at best.
Don't watch it in the movie theaters though, it just ain't worth the money.
The concept is so fucking retarded that its impossible for it to be good.
Its the same as making a movie about penises that fire lasers.
At 11/6/08 01:37 PM, DeIirium wrote: The concept is so fucking retarded that its impossible for it to be good.
Its the same as making a movie about penises that fire lasers.
Now, THAT is a good idea!
At 11/6/08 01:37 PM, DeIirium wrote: The concept is so fucking retarded that its impossible for it to be good.
Its the same as making a movie about penises that fire lasers.
Laser shooting penises? Sounds like my kinda movie.
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At 11/6/08 01:48 PM, Sekhem wrote: It's a fun film, but it would not "scare" anyone as it's a comedy and throughout the film it makes this quite clear. It's still an entertaining film and any movie that has a dog eating a severed penis in my opinion is worth watching.
This person has just suggested that you watched Hostel: Part 2.
At 11/6/08 01:53 PM, Sekhem wrote: There was a penis eating scene in that? I don't remember it (then again I was nearly asleep halfway through due to boredom). Teeth is still far better than that shit film.
The end scene where the woman who ends up looking like the nerdy guys wife - who, by the way, turns crazy - and who hates being called a cunt is called a cunt and ends up severing his dick and feeding it to the dogs. DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
Do you know what puts me off watching it?
No, not the teeth pussy business but that ugly fuck who was in Nip/Tuck. My god, he is just bizarre.
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At 11/6/08 02:19 PM, Gagsy wrote: Do you know what puts me off watching it?
No, not the teeth pussy business but that ugly fuck who was in Nip/Tuck. My god, he is just bizarre.
The only decent part with Nip/Tuck is the lesbian making out scenes that they pasted all over the series so we got the craziest idea that the show might not of been aimed at children.
i saw the movie.. i didnt think it was really awesome or anything but it was really funny.. but then again i was really drunk from drinking a whole bottle of cabernet ... it was wine and cheese night at my apartment..
I should have another night like that.. twas fun had by all that attented
Me and a friend saw it at our movie rental place, and rented it hoping for a laugh. I was so pissed that I wasted my money on that movie, I didn't talk to anybody for 2 days.
its a fun watch. but i wouldnt call it a classic.
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At 11/6/08 01:44 PM, EpicFail wrote:At 11/6/08 01:37 PM, DeIirium wrote: The concept is so fucking retarded that its impossible for it to be good.Now, THAT is a good idea!
Its the same as making a movie about penises that fire lasers.
Why Yes.
Yes it is.
