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Hippo Joke

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Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 17:31:27


Hippo's kill more humans than any other animal in Africa despite not eating meat.

Hippo Joke


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Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 17:32:20


...Are they planning on making another hippo?

Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 17:32:42


What do you call an insincere hippo?
A hippocrite.

googled hippo jokes ;)

Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 17:33:03


actually they are the deadliest animals on the earth. >_> most deaths a year.

Trampled, bitten... yeah. most of you wont believe me.

Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 17:33:55


Oh so funny.

Let's all laugh to make him think it's funny and then sneak up on him and kill him.

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Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 17:34:04


At 3/11/08 05:33 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote: actually they are the deadliest animals on the earth. >_> most deaths a year.

Trampled, bitten... yeah. most of you wont believe me.

Nah, deer probably kill more.


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Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 17:37:32


At 3/11/08 05:33 PM, AdolfHitIer wrote: Oh so funny.

Let's all laugh to make him think it's funny and then sneak up on him and kill him.

your just mean you meany


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Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 17:56:05


Noodles on my back anyone? good hippo movie


I had a shoe but you eated it....YOU SMAMAMA BUTCH!

Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 17:56:52


Joke stolen from QI


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

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Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 17:57:40


At 3/11/08 05:33 PM, Strength wrote: Two hippos walk into a bar.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO FUCK I'M FUNNY.

ha i so agree that is so damn funny...LUL


I had a shoe but you eated it....YOU SMAMAMA BUTCH!

Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 18:00:30


ork ork ork

...Shit, what noise does a hippo make anyway?


wolf piss

Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 18:07:59


Fan-fucking-tastic!

Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-11 18:11:32


I'm sorry, I've been drinking and I didn't even laugh.

that's saying something.

asdf

Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-12 09:50:21


At 3/11/08 05:56 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Joke stolen from QI

kudos for watching QI my man


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Response to Hippo Joke 2008-03-12 10:00:10


At 3/11/08 05:56 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Joke stolen from QI

... Joke? That term's being used way too loosely here.

Anyway, no joke topics, especially when they're terrible.


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