I LIKE STEREOTYPES. THEY IS WELL FUN.

So, here I'll share with you some I know on some classes and you can share some others you've heard in the past or whatever.

Emos: Since your diary is the only one that gets you, why do you bother writing poetry on your MySpace/FaceBook/Bebo/etc. which resembles the darkness that is your life?

Goths: Don't worry, when you hit fifty, the dragons of hell shall take you to a magical paradise filled with pain, heat and Bullet For My Valentine.

Chavs: u off round 2 wilko's 4 a cuple of fags nd bttels of wite sprit lol?

Gangsters: N***er n***er, I'm so gunna cap a cap in yo' ass, foo'!

Nerds: I collect many things such as different coloured butterflies, different coloured stamps and different coloured inhalers which I still use! How cool is that!?

Gays: Now to choose my Newgrounds' aura! Oh my god! FAB!!! ^____________^

Straights: SEEN THE TITS ON THAT!? :D :D :D :D :D :D

Bisexuals: Bandwagon time!

Americans: I work at a fast food restaurant and weigh more than a baby elephant yaaaaay! ^_____^

Englishes: Footy's on so go stick the bloody kettle on, luv, arright? Also call our Dave in. He won't wanna miss this, like!

Eh, can't think of anymore so just share some common stereotypes you know of because we all get a right good laugh out of them.

I in no way support these steryotypes, but here is one.

Mexicans To find out how many mexicans are at the mcdonalds, add the pintos and multiply by 6.

Canadians: Hey guys! Eh, do you know what's oot and aboot today, eh?

At 3/5/08 12:18 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

Nerds: I collect many things such as different coloured butterflies, different coloured stamps and different coloured inhalers which I still use! How cool is that!?

*points to my blog*

I love shiny things.

Attention Whores: Oh hi, I'm Mechabloby, how are you?

Metalhead: Dimebag is the best guitarist ever!!!omgz

At 3/5/08 12:24 PM, Paradox wrote: Attention Whores: Oh hi, I'm Mechabloby, how are you?

Minus "how are you" and add "but you already knew that."

latins (bang bang)

Asians " I no see over steering wheel so I no blakey at stoplight"

At 3/5/08 12:25 PM, blamninja1 wrote:

At 3/5/08 12:24 PM, Paradox wrote: Attention Whores: Oh hi, I'm Mechabloby, how are you?

Minus "how are you" and add "but you already knew that."

But gay people ask how other people are, so I added it for effect.

At 3/5/08 12:24 PM, Paradox wrote: Attention Whores: Oh hi, I'm Mechabloby, how are you?

I think applauding you for that piece of wit might make it a little hypocritical, so I'll just nod in vague approval instead.

At 3/5/08 12:20 PM, doberman7 wrote: British people. . .

I already made a thread about their bad teeth, homo.

At 3/5/08 12:24 PM, Azutom wrote: Metalhead: Dimebag is the best guitarist ever!!!omgz

I belive those are deaf people..Or people who've simply never heard of Jimi hendrix.

i ment colombians: gime that crack or i will shot the hell out of you

At 3/5/08 12:26 PM, Paradox wrote:

At 3/5/08 12:25 PM, blamninja1 wrote:

At 3/5/08 12:24 PM, Paradox wrote: Attention Whores: Oh hi, I'm Mechabloby, how are you?

Minus "how are you" and add "but you already knew that."

But gay people ask how other people are, so I added it for effect.

I see. Also, I'd add a "I'm taking over Newgrounds" and a " >:O<----8" Sorry for the bad penis.

The goth one is unfair, only poser goths act like that

At 3/5/08 12:28 PM, TheL0rd wrote:

At 3/5/08 12:24 PM, Azutom wrote: Metalhead: Dimebag is the best guitarist ever!!!omgz

I belive those are deaf people..Or people who've simply never heard of Jimi hendrix.

Hendrix, lmao. That's a stereotype too. The man had no skills on the guitar.
He was a great musician, though.

At 3/5/08 12:31 PM, Zendra wrote: Do mods (don't do a BBR, though) and Dutch people.

Mods: I feel my argument is stronger than yours so I feel it's necessary to use my SUPER-POWERZ to ban you for thirty days so you won't exploit my very obvious mistakes further.

13 year olds: LOL DATZ WELL FUNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

14 year olds: I'm t3h penguin of rand0mness blaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Oh lol thats just me bein funny again sry lol! :D

Paradox: I want to fuck a dog in the ass. I want to fuck a I LIKE BLINK 182 FUCK YOU MECHABLOBY >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( GAYS DESERVE TO FUCKING BURN FUCKING STINK OF SHIT SHITTY SHIT SHIT FUCKIN DISGUSTING THOSE HOMOS ARE THEY DESERVE LYNCHING YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

Zendra: Oh, not again... *locks my thread and bans me for a kah-jillion days*

Other Mods: We didn't see shit.

French People: Le eifle tour est belle ce soir. Maintenant nous allons rentrer dans nos jambes de grenouille et les escargots avec un peu de sauce avec quelques herbes.

Azn: Herro! ^_^

Weeaboos: Naruto isn't just for the mentally disabled! ;_;

Paradox: You get added twice because I love you so much.

it's not stereotypes. it's facts!

At 3/5/08 12:36 PM, citricsquid wrote: I collect receipts, penny's and plants.
Am i a nerd?

Only if they are diffrent colors.

At 3/5/08 12:38 PM, Azutom wrote: 13 year olds: Relationship advice PLZ!!!! MY GF BROKE UP WID MOI AND NAO I R FEELING EMO!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111 11111111111110000000..:.:.!
=(((((

no, those are the so called Girls That appear on Myspace and facebook, but theyre all just guys right?

At 3/5/08 12:32 PM, Azutom wrote:

At 3/5/08 12:28 PM, TheL0rd wrote:

At 3/5/08 12:24 PM, Azutom wrote: Metalhead: Dimebag is the best guitarist ever!!!omgz

I belive those are deaf people..Or people who've simply never heard of Jimi hendrix.

Hendrix, lmao. That's a stereotype too. The man had no skills on the guitar.
He was a great musician, though.

Hendrix was awarded the 'Melody Maker' pop musician of the year 1967 and 1968; selected 'Billboard' artist of the year, 1968; 'Rolling Stone' magazine's performer of the year and rock and roll album of the year, 1968; named 'Playboy' magazine's artist of the year, 1969; elected to 'Down Beat' magazine's Readers' Poll Hall of Fame, 1970; named 'Guitar Player' magazine's rock guitarist of the year, 1970, and presented the magazine's lifetime achievement award, 1983, inducted into the USA's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1992 and the UK Music Hall of Fame in 2005.

At 3/5/08 12:36 PM, Zendra wrote: That's a direct insult towards me. This is asking for penalizing you and shit load of alts this time? ;)

Make it 300 days, then. I'm wanting a long one soon. :)

And you forgot Dutch people.

Since I don't know any about the Dutch, you can share with us.

At 3/5/08 12:35 PM, Mechabloby wrote: Paradox: I want to fuck a dog in the ass. I want to fuck a I LIKE BLINK 182 FUCK YOU MECHABLOBY >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( GAYS DESERVE TO FUCKING BURN FUCKING STINK OF SHIT SHITTY SHIT SHIT FUCKIN DISGUSTING THOSE HOMOS ARE THEY DESERVE LYNCHING YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

I want reliable citations to EVERYTHING you just mentioned.

Weeaboos: Naruto isn't just for the mentally disabled! ;_;

Fun Fact - Weeaboos don't like Naruto, someone who constitutes as a weeaboo must've seen a lot of anime and therefore wouldn't touch a Naruto episode with a metre stick.

Paradox: You get added twice because I love you so much.

Stop it, I might catch the gay.

At 3/5/08 12:18 PM, Mechabloby wrote: Englishes: Footy's on so go stick the bloody kettle on, luv, arright? Also call our Dave in. He won't wanna miss this, like!

That's more the stereotype for Northern people. Most other countries see us as poms, who like nothing better than crumpets and tea. Oh and well all have bad teeth.

At 3/5/08 12:41 PM, Paradox wrote: I want reliable citations to EVERYTHING you just mentioned.

You seem really homophobic, to be honest.

Fun Fact - Weeaboos don't like Naruto, someone who constitutes as a weeaboo must've seen a lot of anime and therefore wouldn't touch a Naruto episode with a metre stick.

Well now I know. What would you call a group of people who enjoy Naruto other than 13 year olds?

Stop it, I might catch the gay.

See?

You forgot to mention black people, with their crazy fried chicken and watermelon and malt liquor and nappy heads.

Englishes. . .

Im suprised this doesnt get locked for racism.

Anyone know where im getting at...?