---official Girlfriend Thread---

[jallo212]

So Newgrounds, Girlfriends ; They are truly awesome. They know how to make you laugh, smile, happy, and love. This thread is for them.

So NG, do ya have a girlfriend? What does she look like? Does she have any sisters (especially if she's cute) How many have you had?
Myself, I've had all but one, Scarlet. She was beautiful, wonderful hair, and her hands were always warm.
But I sadly had to move over here to Baltimore, and leave her. From there on, I've never had a gf.

But off of my emoness :P, who is your girlfriend, Newgrounds?

Sorry, holidays brought out my love. Damnit.

[Jynxxx]

Epic fail in about 4....3....2...

[Sk8erGirl15]

95% of NG's never had a girlfriend.

[Flared24]

At 12/23/07 11:31 AM, Sk8erGirl15 wrote: 95% of NG's never had a girlfriend.

I was just about to write that.

[Chumbawamba]

Her name is Iris, and she is AWESOME. First one too. We've been going out for almost 6 months.

I'd post a picture, but I don't feel right doing stuff like that. Invasion of privacy n stuff.

[jallo212]

At 12/23/07 11:31 AM, Sk8erGirl15 wrote: 95% of NG's never had a girlfriend.

Fine, jump on the band wagon. :3

[WilliWowza]

Someone's going to say "this is my girlfriend" and post a picture of their hand.

Some people will be honest and whine about never having one.

A lvl 6 with 150 posts will say his girlfriend is awesome and sexy and loves playing with her boobs.

Burnzoid will say something about fanny.

Or it'll be locked.

[Kain-Ceverus]

I'm coming up on my 1st year anniversary. January 6th ^_^

[TacoFreak]

At 12/23/07 11:33 AM, Red-Scorpion wrote: I almost had one...

Then she told me that she's a lesbo...

Hahaha

[HomoeroticLoveChild]

I'm not interested in a girlfriend

[jallo212]

At 12/23/07 11:33 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Someone's going to say "this is my girlfriend" and post a picture of their hand.

Some people will be honest and whine about never having one.

A lvl 6 with 150 posts will say his girlfriend is awesome and sexy and loves playing with her boobs.

Burnzoid will say something about fanny.

Or it'll be locked.

The truth has been spoken.

Back on topic, I have a possible 3 girls that may like me, and 2 that do like me, but haven't said it.
The two that do like me are a fat chick and a ginger. But there both pretty cool.

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

I have a picture of me and mine from Christmas Ball just a couple weeks back.

[Burnzoid]

I had a girlfriend, her name was Fanny.

She had a rate nice arse, and I would fuck it daily.

Not to mention she had a nice Fanny, which was funny because that was her name. Oh wait, I already said that.

[jallo212]

At 12/23/07 11:33 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Someone's going to say "this is my girlfriend" and post a picture of their hand.

Some people will be honest and whine about never having one.

A lvl 6 with 150 posts will say his girlfriend is awesome and sexy and loves playing with her boobs.

Burnzoid will say something about fanny.

Or it'll be locked.

The truth has been spoken.

Back on topic, I have a possible 3 girls that may like me, and 2 that do like me, but haven't said it.
The two that do like me are a fat chick and a ginger. But there both pretty cool.

[Azutom]

At 12/23/07 11:31 AM, Sk8erGirl15 wrote: 95% of NG's never had a girlfriend.

You're right. But boyfriends on the other hand...

[HypaShadow]

At 12/23/07 11:31 AM, Sk8erGirl15 wrote: 95% of NG's never had a girlfriend.

youre MYYYY gal

[Deadly-Shadow]

I've never liked anybody before, so I never asked anyone out. I think it's pretty clear that I've never had a girlfriend, but I honestly don't give a shit.

[rick8176]

I had a girlfriend once.
Things didn't work out.
It's been a year and a half since then.
Yes, I know it's pathetic....

[Socrates]

I don't have a girlfriend

i jstu fuk tehm and tehn i dump tehm lulz

[Azutom]

At 12/23/07 11:46 AM, rick8176 wrote: I had a girlfriend once.
Things didn't work out.
It's been a year and a half since then.
Yes, I know it's pathetic....

You were 12 then? O.o
Can't have been serious, lol. Most people don't really find a GF until they are between 16 - 20.

I'm more into one night stands. Relationships are a pain in the ass. Ends the same way everytime. At least it does for me.

[Dry-Ice]

Her name is Jenny, we've been together for 2.5 years now, and she's amazing :)

Time to post my own profile pic, again -

[Socrates]

At 12/23/07 11:51 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: Her name is Jenny, we've been together for 2.5 years now, and she's amazing :)

Time to post my own profile pic, again -

lol u r both ugly fucks

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

At 12/23/07 11:51 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: Her name is Jenny, we've been together for 2.5 years now, and she's amazing :)

Time to post my own profile pic, again -

Hai Dry.

I've been dating mine for 2 and a half years as well! We're going to double date k.

[jehampton]

At 12/23/07 11:34 AM, TacoFreak wrote:

At 12/23/07 11:33 AM, Red-Scorpion wrote: I almost had one...

Then she told me that she's a lesbo...

Hahaha

Hey, we've all got issues.

[dog-on-crack]

my girlfriend is named abby she asked me out and i kinda had to she is cool

[jallo212]

At 12/23/07 11:56 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:

At 12/23/07 11:51 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: Her name is Jenny, we've been together for 2.5 years now, and she's amazing :)

Time to post my own profile pic, again -

Hai Dry.

I've been dating mine for 2 and a half years as well! We're going to double date k.

Heh, you look like such a nerd in that pic. :)

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

At 12/23/07 12:16 PM, jallo212 wrote: Heh, you look like such a nerd in that pic. :)

I'm on Newgroudns aren't I ;)

[TheBigLemon]

Right, so here's my girlfriend.

We've been dating off-and-on for a year ad a half.

We met at school last august, and started dating. We broke up a few times, but finally it seemed like it was the end in May.

We broke up, for what we thought was the last time, and barely talked for the whole summer. In about September, we decided to open up to one another again, and we both found out we still were crazy about each other, so we dated again. We haven't had (many) troubles yet.

Sure we fight and argue, but that just makes it better the next time we see each other and we hug and kiss.

Yeah yeah, sound mushy, but I love this girl :)

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

At 12/23/07 12:22 PM, BonusStage wrote: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY DO GIRLS WHERE THEIR HAIR LIKE THAT, POOFY SHIT IS FUCKING RETARDED.

On the other hand, awwwwwwwww

hahaha.

I don't know, they call it a "poof" around here. I don't mind it. Infact its fun to play with and mess up. Also get pics of you and your new gf kgo.

[Dry-Ice]

At 12/23/07 11:56 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: I've been dating mine for 2 and a half years as well! We're going to double date k.

Okay :D