n00b awareness 2003-08-09 15:26:59
Well, I was in the Blam Club chat room today, and ramagi was just posting a convo in the chat, between her and a n00bert, as shown below.
Justintec4444: what ja doin?
ramagi2099: downloading stuff
Justintec4444: can I work with you and your newgrounds account?
Justintec4444: please please please
ramagi2099: yea sure no problem
Justintec4444: I can!
Justintec4444: so what's your username and password so I can help?
Justintec4444: If you don't want me to help it's ok
Justintec4444: but it would make me very happy if I could assist you
Justintec4444: ok thanks
Justintec4444: IS that it really??
ramagi2099: yep sure is
Justintec4444: you and your tricking
Justintec4444: I feel so stupid for it taking me that long to get it
So, we all got a kick outta this, and being my evil self, I decided that I would have some fun as well, (me being ramagi's n00b protector and all).
So, I have the following convo with this fellow. (Bare with me, this might get lengthy)
Dobio411: hey, do you belong to Newgrounds?
Dobio411: what's your screen name?
Justintec4444: same as my aim
Dobio411: are you a new member?
Dobio411: what level are you?
Justintec4444: and safety patrol
Dobio411: wow! that's really good!
So, right now, I'm prodding his ego, giving him confidence that I love him, and really do want to be his friend. Of course...he had no idea.
Justintec4444: what are you?
Justintec4444: it's not that good
Justintec4444: I know people who are in the elite and are level 20
Dobio411: like who?
Justintec4444: go to users on the top and click top saviors and blammers I konw some of em
Dobio411: which ones?
Dobio411: raigi? Who is that?
Dobio411: do you mean ramagi?
So, because of the convo above, he suddenly 'KNOWS' ramagi. It's quite humourous, but once again, I decide to play it up.
Justintec4444: woops that was a .little typo I made
Justintec4444: so what level are you?
Dobio411: YOU KNOW RAMAGI?!!?
Dobio411: Lucky guy!
Dobio411: are you serious?
Dobio411: don't lie...
Dobio411: I mean, I heard, that she only talks to...like, the best of the best
Dobio411: omg...that's like, so crazy
Justintec4444: yeah she talks to me
Justintec4444: if you add her to your buddy list and talk to her for awhile she'll become your friend
Dobio411: What does she say?!
Dobio411: omg, like what? Does she tell you how to get all those points?!
Justintec4444: she has been working for a long time
Dobio411: really? Have you seen...her picture?!
Justintec4444: not yet
Justintec4444: I think it's on her profile
Justintec4444: i forgot
Dobio411: really? Wow...I can't believe I'm talking to one of ramagi's friends....
Justintec4444: you find me amazing?
Dobio411: you must be super cool
Justintec4444: wow, that's like a really big compliment
So, now, he has my 'undetiring love' and he decides that, even though, he doesn't know me, or my level, that he wishes to ask me a question.
Justintec4444: hey, I have a question?
Dobio411: what's that?
Justintec4444: would you like to work on my account with me.
Dobio411: on YOUR account? Are you sure that's not outta my league?
Justintec4444: I'm only level 6. You can as long as you promise not to steal it
Oh, of course not...
Dobio411: oh man, I'd NEVER steal your account, you are too cool
Justintec4444: my username is sionofdarkness and password ********
The password he gave me, is no longer his password, but I decided to censor it, so he can change it back to what is was originally
Justintec4444: it's a weird password
Dobio411: Wow, it sure is
Dobio411: wow, a level 6 account
Dobio411: that's so big
Justintec4444: what level are you?
Justintec4444: brb gotta sign off and sign on brb
Alright, well, he leaves for a bit, I'll post 'part two' shortly.
Bear in mind, the whole time I'm doing this, the whole Blam Club chat is having a riot...
Oh, and here is the link to his 'new profile'.
(Oh, and btw, I plan on giving him back his account, I just figure a public ripping is more fun, and will teach him a valuable lesson)