n00b awareness

[Kaabi]

Well, I was in the Blam Club chat room today, and ramagi was just posting a convo in the chat, between her and a n00bert, as shown below.

Justintec4444: yo
Justintec4444: what ja doin?
ramagi2099: downloading stuff
Justintec4444: cool
Justintec4444: can I work with you and your newgrounds account?
Justintec4444: please please please
ramagi2099: yea sure no problem
Justintec4444: I can!
Justintec4444: thanks
Justintec4444: so what's your username and password so I can help?
Justintec4444: If you don't want me to help it's ok
ramagi2099: humantarget52
Justintec4444: but it would make me very happy if I could assist you
ramagi2099: Ihatemorons
Justintec4444: ok thanks
Justintec4444: IS that it really??
ramagi2099: yep sure is
Justintec4444: ok
Justintec4444: damnit
Justintec4444: you and your tricking
Justintec4444: I feel so stupid for it taking me that long to get it
ramagi2099: hahahahahahahaha

So, we all got a kick outta this, and being my evil self, I decided that I would have some fun as well, (me being ramagi's n00b protector and all).

So, I have the following convo with this fellow. (Bare with me, this might get lengthy)

Dobio411: hey, do you belong to Newgrounds?
Justintec4444: yep
Justintec4444: yey!
Dobio411: what's your screen name?
Justintec4444: same as my aim
Dobio411: are you a new member?
Dobio411: what level are you?
Justintec4444: 6
Justintec4444: and safety patrol
Dobio411: wow! that's really good!

So, right now, I'm prodding his ego, giving him confidence that I love him, and really do want to be his friend. Of course...he had no idea.

Justintec4444: what are you?
Justintec4444: it's not that good
Justintec4444: I know people who are in the elite and are level 20
Dobio411: really?
Dobio411: like who?
Justintec4444: go to users on the top and click top saviors and blammers I konw some of em
Dobio411: which ones?
Justintec4444: raigi
Dobio411: raigi? Who is that?
Dobio411: do you mean ramagi?

So, because of the convo above, he suddenly 'KNOWS' ramagi. It's quite humourous, but once again, I decide to play it up.

Justintec4444: yeah
Justintec4444: woops that was a .little typo I made
Justintec4444: so what level are you?
Dobio411: YOU KNOW RAMAGI?!!?
Justintec4444: yeah
Dobio411: Whoa!
Dobio411: Lucky guy!
Dobio411: are you serious?
Dobio411: don't lie...
Dobio411: I mean, I heard, that she only talks to...like, the best of the best
Dobio411: omg...that's like, so crazy
Justintec4444: yeah she talks to me
Dobio411: Whoa!
Justintec4444: if you add her to your buddy list and talk to her for awhile she'll become your friend
Dobio411: What does she say?!
Justintec4444: stuff
Dobio411: omg, like what? Does she tell you how to get all those points?!
Justintec4444: she has been working for a long time
Dobio411: really? Have you seen...her picture?!
Justintec4444: not yet
Justintec4444: I think it's on her profile
Justintec4444: i forgot
Dobio411: really? Wow...I can't believe I'm talking to one of ramagi's friends....
Justintec4444: you find me amazing?
Dobio411: you must be super cool
Justintec4444: wow, that's like a really big compliment

So, now, he has my 'undetiring love' and he decides that, even though, he doesn't know me, or my level, that he wishes to ask me a question.

Justintec4444: hey, I have a question?
Dobio411: what's that?
Justintec4444: would you like to work on my account with me.
Dobio411: on YOUR account? Are you sure that's not outta my league?
Justintec4444: I'm only level 6. You can as long as you promise not to steal it

Oh, of course not...

Dobio411: oh man, I'd NEVER steal your account, you are too cool

wink ;)

Justintec4444: thanks
Justintec4444: my username is sionofdarkness and password ********

The password he gave me, is no longer his password, but I decided to censor it, so he can change it back to what is was originally

Justintec4444: it's a weird password
Dobio411: Wow, it sure is
Dobio411: wow, a level 6 account
Dobio411: that's so big
Justintec4444: what level are you?
Justintec4444: brb gotta sign off and sign on brb

Alright, well, he leaves for a bit, I'll post 'part two' shortly.

Bear in mind, the whole time I'm doing this, the whole Blam Club chat is having a riot...

Oh, and here is the link to his 'new profile'.

http://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=560656

(Oh, and btw, I plan on giving him back his account, I just figure a public ripping is more fun, and will teach him a valuable lesson)

[Kronno]

HAHAHAHA yes that was funny as hell.

Lesson to learn today... dont trust people you dont know

[wdfcverfgtghm]

Wow it's like mean comedy except without being funny or tricking people.

[cr0mZX]

Fucking asshole ^_^

[wdfcverfgtghm]

At 8/9/03 03:28 PM, PeeOnAPole wrote: Ah, crap, I posted with the wrong account...

In that case I retract my former comment because you make fun of people that I don't like.

[BootlegJones]

Noooo!!! Don't post part 2, Please!!! Lord have mercy.

[Axe-Monkey]

lol, aww man. Y did u do that to the poor fella. I guess that'll teach him not to talk or give his password to strangers lol

[Kaze]

good for a quick laugh....but o so cruel...
*chuckles*

[Explodapop]

Congrats on a new account today Dobio...whoha..a lvl 6...

That was the funniest thing I read today. Naive little moron...

[ramagi]

looks liek someone was evil today....I jsut had a little fun...

[Joe]

That was way too easy... sad really.

[Brave-Yankee]

Yea, I had to learn this stuff the hard way....

[poxpower]

Hahaha nifty Dobio!!
But we all know the reason that you made this thread was to rip on this guy even further and to give us all a good laugh haha.

But... I mean... come on, nOOb awareness?? As if. No nOOb will read this thinf haha.

Thanks for the bag of funny :)

[JockStrapJake]

Wow, that was one of the funniest things I have ever read.

[Pedricosanchez]

lol i may be a newb but i aint a 10 year old noob

[Brave-Yankee]

At 8/9/03 03:44 PM, Newgrundling_UK wrote: lol i may be a newb but i aint a 10 year old noob

True, your a 19 year old n00b.

[SBCmilkshakeclock]

At 8/9/03 03:49 PM, Brave_Yankee wrote:

At 8/9/03 03:44 PM, Newgrundling_UK wrote: lol i may be a newb but i aint a 10 year old noob

True, your a 19 year old n00b.

!!!!

That's not nice! Wade will delete account for being so evil!!

BTW Dobio, your thread should be, like, a sticky hahaha so all the nOObs can come here an see how evil we truly all are!

[cr0mZX]

At 8/9/03 03:54 PM, Robbis wrote: this is a bbs test by robbis just to see if this bbs topic works

Wow, that made pretty much no sense....

[Snaziksoyka]

touchai Dobio, touchai.

[IHumpMyPillow]

lol, so cruel yet so funny.

I want to be PWNED!!!!!! =D

[artificial]

wow u tricked alot of people :D

[StarCleaver]

When you talk to the guy are you gonna just give him a big 'ol "PWNED!"? I think it would be quite fitting. That has got to be the funniest thing ever. You are the master of whatever you call this!

+ i have 3000 posts!

[Jackal]

Thats hilarious what you did to his profile, good work.

[ChinezeKid]

Hehehe

Stupidity of noobs is among the Blam Club

[greenblade1]

lmao that the shit! PWNED BY DOBIO!! cruelty is halarious!

[Kaze]

At 8/10/03 03:46 AM, Dash-The-Damn-Dweeb wrote:

At 8/9/03 11:43 PM, TheXMan wrote: Thats hilarious what you did to his profile, good work.

Yes, that was the best part.

Actually, I might just keep his account, because by the sounds of things, he's being pestering high level people for account passwords so he can 'help' them.

He deserves to have to start over.

Eh, just give it back. This topic will serve as a valuable lesson for his noobish ass. Peace.

[cr0m0rc]

too long. cant be fucked to read.

[Kabuu]

[giggles]

Ahhh...that was great. I guess im pretty n00b-ish myself, compared to you peoples, but anyways, nice one. PWNz0reD!

[/giggles]

[Brave-Yankee]

Yes good job, make him start all over.

[PWNED-BY-BIO]

thanks for telling him to give my account back. I really want my account back. Thanks.