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Turning your Ass into a Vagina

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Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 22:43:49


What if you could turn your ass into a vagina. You know like sex changes only with ur ass. If some1 fucked you in ur vagina would u be gay? I think i would just get 2 cocks and fuck some1 with 2 vaginas. That would be so awesome. No it wouldn't what if u wanted to have anal sex with her...then ur fucked. Wait...her belly button yes...they don't need those. She can have two vaginas and a ass on her stomach. Imagine how quickly you could shit if u turned your cock into an ass. AND YOUR STOMACH. wait that wouldn't work...if u sat down on the toilet 2/3rds of your shit would go into the toilet and a 1/3rd would land on ur lap.

Imagine Fucking the girl with 2 vaginas and the ass on her stomach in the ass. wait new idea tell me this would not be awesome. Put your cock where ur belly button goes...your vagina where ur cock usually went...and a stomach where ur ass was. your girlfriend can have a cock where her vagina usually was and a vagina where her ass was and an ass on her stomach. so you could lay down on ur back and she can fuck you in the vagina while sucking your stomach cock. You would get off in like 30 seconds. What if you just got 3 cocks but the one on ur stomach just shit all the time. that would work. Get a girl to just get 3 vaginas and you can fuck like 3 vaginas at once. Wait...one of those have to be and ass otherwise she cant shit. Pretty much science works like this. you can have as many cocks and vaginas as you want as long as you have 1 ass.

Dont worry about getting diseases from your new ass cock or ass vagina. The tissue that was originally in your ass they can use for the inside of your new sex organ...or for your ass stomach...really its whatever your prefer. Oh man check this out...imagine never gettting hit in the balls again. They could just find some spare space in your body and make an artifical sac to put them in and then your balls sack can just hang somewhere. Then when you have to shit it would just go in there. Cuz we all know there are times where we have to shit but just cant for some reason or another, probably becuz we are getting laid or watching a funny movie. Then you just squeeze the sac when you are on the toilet and it goes out. Or you can just keep how your balls normally where really its up to you. Just be careful though if you decide to have the 3 cock procedure done and you are banging some1 with the 3 vagina sex change...or 3 ass sex change...or 2 vaginas 1 ass sex change...or 1 cock 1 ass 1 vagina sex change...becuz you could very easy smash your balls.

Also girls that want a natural birth can now have the option of easier child birth. They can have their vagina turned into an ass. I have taken some child sized 8lb shits before and ya it hurt but i wasn't in labor for fucking 12 hours and needed morphine to do it. I believe that ass birth would be 250% less painful than vagina birth. Dont worry about your kid getting shit in his eyes either. As long as you got the sex change close to when the baby was being born the new ass would be fresh and never shit out of. im not saying all that pushing wont cause some shit to hit the baby in the ass though. Of course if you are really worried about that thats why you can just have a ball sack put onto your stomach to hold the shit until the baby is born.

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 22:46:06


What?


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 22:48:56


:-0...
u did a lot of thinking back there...


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 22:48:58


deep yo


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 22:52:46


At 9/17/07 10:49 PM, Funkybob2 wrote:
At 9/17/07 10:46 PM, blahblahblahblah wrote: What?
My thoughts exactly, I mean, WHAT THE FUCK? The topic starter needs to get laid desperatly, or get a life.

20$ says i bang more and hotter girls than you...and you are the one with the lvl 25...apparently you need to get a life. check my myspace yo, then cry yourself to sleep

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 22:53:42


Some say that's what goatse was all about

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 22:56:47


At 9/17/07 10:49 PM, Funkybob2 wrote:
At 9/17/07 10:46 PM, blahblahblahblah wrote: What?
My thoughts exactly, I mean, WHAT THE FUCK? The topic starter needs to get laid desperatly, or get a life.

As do you.

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 22:58:24


My God... you are a genius.


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 23:04:55


At 9/17/07 10:49 PM, Funkybob2 wrote:
At 9/17/07 10:46 PM, blahblahblahblah wrote: What?
My thoughts exactly, I mean, WHAT THE FUCK? The topic starter needs to get laid desperatly, or get a life.

I agree..


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 23:05:23


Lolwut?


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 23:16:40


But we poop from there.

God, why do we have topics like this. Mods please.

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 23:18:27


yeaah this thread is VERY messed up. There's just no other way to say it.


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 23:19:24


I really don't want to figure this out.


No! YOU shut up!

/pout

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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 23:20:45


These are really wise words!

tldr

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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 23:20:49


At 9/17/07 11:00 PM, Funkybob2 wrote:
At 9/17/07 10:56 PM, Jefroid wrote:
As do you.
Heyy.....what'd you say that for? :(

Meh, i'm just an asshole, i strike without warning.

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 23:21:46


At 9/17/07 11:20 PM, Jefroid wrote: Meh, i'm just an asshole, i strike without warning.

You do realize trolling is not allowed on this site, and you just admited to being a troll...


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 23:22:04


At 9/17/07 10:52 PM, JC1playa wrote:
At 9/17/07 10:49 PM, Funkybob2 wrote:
At 9/17/07 10:46 PM, blahblahblahblah wrote: What?
My thoughts exactly, I mean, WHAT THE FUCK? The topic starter needs to get laid desperatly, or get a life.
20$ says i bang more and hotter girls than you...and you are the one with the lvl 25...apparently you need to get a life. check my myspace yo, then cry yourself to sleep

Have you read what you just wrote? You just were talking about TURNING YOUR ASS INTO A VAGINA. Meaning, a guy fucking you in the ass hole, and you enjoying it. WOW


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-17 23:23:16


At 9/17/07 11:21 PM, Shawn wrote:
At 9/17/07 11:20 PM, Jefroid wrote: Meh, i'm just an asshole, i strike without warning.
You do realize trolling is not allowed on this site, and you just admited to being a troll...

And?

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-21 16:28:32


At 9/17/07 11:22 PM, LiL-ReEpEr-SnIpEr wrote:
At 9/17/07 10:52 PM, JC1playa wrote:
At 9/17/07 10:49 PM, Funkybob2 wrote:
At 9/17/07 10:46 PM, blahblahblahblah wrote: What?

Have you read what you just wrote? You just were talking about TURNING YOUR ASS INTO A VAGINA. Meaning, a guy fucking you in the ass hole, and you enjoying it. WOW

if u could plz show me the part where i say i like getting fucked in the ass...thx

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-21 16:29:12


Id rather not waste 3mins of my life reading that.


Nedm.

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-21 16:30:09


Intresting :O


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-21 16:30:34


Its called anal sex

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-21 16:33:26


At 9/21/07 04:29 PM, Chapsticks wrote: Id rather not waste 3mins of my life reading that.

no but u just wasted 30 seconds on my thread thank you.

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-21 16:34:18


At 9/21/07 04:29 PM, Chapsticks wrote: Id rather not waste 3mins of my life reading that.

If it takes you 3 minutes to read that, your life deserves to be wasted.


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-21 17:09:46


Rather confusing
Why not just fucking do fine?


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-21 17:12:36


TL;DR LOLOLOL


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-21 17:14:18


Didn't we discuss this with you like a few months ago?

Too lazy to search through 2000 posts.

I missed my fucking 2,000!

Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-21 17:15:00


Convert me now!


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-21 17:41:58


A.D.D YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR PILL BUDDY


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Response to Turning your Ass into a Vagina 2007-09-22 22:03:49


At 9/21/07 05:43 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: That would actually be kind of humorous but wouldnt you start to have periods?

not unless you decided to turn your balls into ovaries...god didn't you read?