Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!!

[Mr-Roc-a-fella]

And how did it fit?

well, my mom said that when my older brother was like... younger, and she was still giving him bathes..

she left the room to answer the phone and when she came back, he had a shampoo bottle on his penis.

....how did he not like.. cry?

i got shampoo in the tip once and it HURT.
IIITTT HHUUURRTT.

IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRTTT.

So NG...

[DISCUSS]
ever get your penis in like.. a bottle or something?

how did you even manage that?

umm... if someone payed you, would you drink from a bottle their wang was in?

[Tribal]

Don't use genetically modifed champoo.

It mutates your cock, yup, the first touch hurts.

[extremer]

At 8/20/07 02:33 PM, Mr-Roc-a-fella wrote:

umm... if someone payed you, would you drink from a bottle their wang was in?

erm... no i wouldent , did you even need to ask that ?

[Me-Patch]

At 8/20/07 02:33 PM, Mr-Roc-a-fella wrote: ever get your penis in like.. a bottle or something?

Funny you should ask that. I once pissed in my freinds shampoo at his house, but I just lined my dick up with the hole.

[Mr-Roc-a-fella]

Come on dammit.

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

You say the word "like" more then a 14 year old cheerleader.

[AlphaCentauri]

Most bottles that people drink from, aren't big enough for my, or as far as I know any average sized mans dick ti fit into, so I have never gotten mine stuck in a bottle.

Not that I go around seeing what bottles my dick will fit into anyways.

[CreampieSuprise]

At 8/20/07 02:39 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: You say the word "like" more then a 14 year old cheerleader.

Maybe he is a 14 year old male cheerleader.

[Mr-Roc-a-fella]

At 8/20/07 02:40 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Most bottles that people drink from, aren't big enough for my, or as far as I know any average sized mans dick ti fit into, so I have never gotten mine stuck in a bottle.

Not that I go around seeing what bottles my dick will fit into anyways.

You probably would you sick freak

[Me-Patch]

At 8/20/07 02:51 PM, CHRlST wrote: I've never got my dick stuck in anything, it's too big.

Ever have trouble getting it into your female. That always makes me feel like King Cock or something.

[Link50000]

This topic is getting me so hot.

[DillieDMan]

At 8/20/07 02:51 PM, CHRlST wrote: I've never got my dick stuck in anything, it's too small.

surly if it's to big it would have more chance of being stuck as you would have to force it in and wouldn't be able to force it out? Anyways I guess what I'm trying to say is: FIXED

[Hellian00]

Hmm... My penis is too big to fin in things other than a hand, and a female(and my pants).

[porter9]

It depends, was he curcumsized, by the way my penis got stuck in a pipe once.

[Hellian00]

At 8/20/07 03:16 PM, porter9 wrote: It depends, was he curcumsized, by the way my penis got stuck in a pipe once.

Why was your penis in a pipe. And, I'm cut, and still have a normal size dick.

[XtremeofParanoia]

I got my dick stuck in a laundry machine, once... or twice.

[porter9]

At 8/20/07 03:17 PM, Hellian00 wrote:

At 8/20/07 03:16 PM, porter9 wrote: It depends, was he curcumsized, by the way my penis got stuck in a pipe once.

Why was your penis in a pipe. And, I'm cut, and still have a normal size dick.

I was bored and horny and at my basement at the time.

[TehreTard]

It's obvious that his dick is the size of a thumbtack for it to fit in the mouth of the bottle.