What would you do if your dad tried to rape you? Run, scream, kick him in the nuts? The answer is very logical and simple. Many dads have tried to rape me, including my own; But alas they all failed. For I had in my power a simple technique: The Twinkie House Punch.

Thats right my friends, now you shall know this sacred secret. If your dad comes onto you saying: "Itty bitty baby, Itty bitty boat." You must reply by saying: "I don't believe it." This will give you the power for your Twinkie House Punch. Then, when he's not expecting it. Yell it out and punch him right in the face, I'm telling you now he won't try and rape you again.

So there you are. A guaranteed way to make sure your dad doesn't rape your ass.

HABEEB IT!

Unlike the rest, boy, Im a Kind Lady.

My dad won't ever rape me.

I now don't have to live in fear.God bless you burnzoid.

INCEST RAPE IS FUN IF YOUR COUZIN IS NAMED MAUS

You only have the right to punch him if he says 'Habeeb it!' after you say 'I don't believe you.'

If it doesn't go down like that, you are forever Pedobear's slave.

Twinkie House Punch?

More like Dinky Mouse Lunch.

amirite?

At 7/10/07 07:44 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: You only have the right to punch him if he says 'Habeeb it!' after you say 'I don't believe you.'

If it doesn't go down like that, you are forever Pedobear's slave.

Thats not technically true.

At 7/10/07 07:46 AM, Burnzoid wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:44 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: You only have the right to punch him if he says 'Habeeb it!' after you say 'I don't believe you.'

If it doesn't go down like that, you are forever Pedobear's slave.

Thats not technically true.

Well according to this picture, it is :)

At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: Well according to this picture, it is :)

What or where the fuck it that from?

At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:46 AM, Burnzoid wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:44 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: You only have the right to punch him if he says 'Habeeb it!' after you say 'I don't believe you.'

If it doesn't go down like that, you are forever Pedobear's slave.

Thats not technically true.

Well according to this picture, it is :)

Yes, thats the original. You have tou get with the times my friend.

Y'know, it sure would have been swell if you told me that last week...

At 7/10/07 07:54 AM, Burnzoid wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:46 AM, Burnzoid wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:44 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: You only have the right to punch him if he says 'Habeeb it!' after you say 'I don't believe you.'

If it doesn't go down like that, you are forever Pedobear's slave.

Thats not technically true.

Well according to this picture, it is :)

Yes, thats the original. You have tou get with the times my friend.

I'm getting too old to catch up with all these new-fangled internet things. Why change the old? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Faggots.

Run. For my life.

He's dead.

DEAD

You want zombie incest rape? Go ahead.

At 7/10/07 08:12 AM, McJesus wrote: Run. For my life.

He's dead.

DEAD

You want zombie incest rape? Go ahead.

Thats no good.

At 7/10/07 08:35 AM, Burnzoid wrote: Thats no good.

Have you ever seen zombie incest rape? It's brutal.

At 7/10/07 07:54 AM, Otreely wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: Well according to this picture, it is :)

What or where the fuck it that from?

He typed in the word bubbles in some random comic.

At 7/10/07 07:41 AM, Minion777 wrote: Unlike the rest, boy, Im a Kind Lady.

Lol nice 10,000 post. :P

At 7/10/07 08:42 AM, soundkat wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:54 AM, Otreely wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: Well according to this picture, it is :)

What or where the fuck it that from?

He typed in the word bubbles in some random comic.

Actually no, it's one of those oh-so hilarious memes, brought to you by our friends at 4chan.

</sarcasm>

At 7/10/07 08:42 AM, soundkat wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:54 AM, Otreely wrote:

At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: Well according to this picture, it is :)

What or where the fuck it that from?

He typed in the word bubbles in some random comic.

I made that meme I'll have you know.

At 7/10/07 08:49 AM, Burnzoid wrote: I made that meme I'll have you know.

I'll have you know I invented memes.

no lol, you need to use the axe you always keep near, chop his head off then rape him down the open throat by using his guts as lube :)

Fight Club guys, ok.

At 7/10/07 07:41 AM, Minion777 wrote: Unlike the rest, boy, Im a Kind Lady.

Happy 10,000!

But seriously that is wierd. I'll keep that in mind though : \

his fingernails are weird...

pedo fetish , maybe??

At 7/10/07 07:41 AM, Minion777 wrote: Unlike the rest, boy, Im a Kind Lady.

gratz on 10k'd

At 7/10/07 08:04 AM, FluffyBunnyMan wrote: Y'know, it sure would have been swell if you told me that last week...

LMAO

I'm going to have to silence this thread lest my children find it.

what is wrong with you people...i have no idea what ure even talking about

At 7/10/07 07:43 AM, Heliumisgood wrote: INCEST RAPE IS FUN IF YOUR COUZIN IS NAMED MAUS

that is fucked