Parachat- Filled with Pedo's

[Duffi]

Now, this is sureley not a surprise. The first chat website to show up when you search for chat-rooms is Parachat.

Why do I care?

Because Pedo's are hilarious to prank.

Go to Parachat and login with a name like 'Sexygirl69' (Please, come up with your own name or something similar. Many people know the name now :P)

You only have to wait 3 seconds before 5 chat rooms pop-up. Lure the people chatting with you into cybering, and give them a story they will never forget!

Here's a hilarious log:

Big_Dick_Mike> hey asl
Sexygirl69: 20 Female UK
Big_Dick_Mike> 22-m-usa
Big_Dick_Mike> wut u look like?
Sexygirl69: Black hair, D cup.. U?
Big_Dick_Mike> mmm nice as s?
Sexygirl69: Yeah, U like tight asses?
Big_Dick_Mike> ohh yea
Sexygirl69: Wanna cyber? You turn me on baby
Big_Dick_Mike> u suck dick?
Sexygirl69: Yeah I'm deep throat
Sexygirl69: I take your hand, in like into your eyes
Big_Dick_Mike> mmmmm
Big_Dick_Mike> mines 12 1/2" long 3" wide
Sexygirl69: I touch your crotch, whilst whispering "Please take a shit on my chest"
Big_Dick_Mike> what?
Sexygirl69: Yep, you like
Sexygirl69: Touch my dick

Bad and unorginal, but meh

(From that point, he did not respond at all. I think he blocked me)

M0RTH0> hey asl?
Sexygirl69: 20 Female Uk.. U?
M0RTH0> 19 m aus
Sexygirl69: Cyber?
M0RTH0> lol
M0RTH0> wot do u look like?
M0RTH0> n how do u like ur cyber?
Sexygirl69: Wild
Sexygirl69: :)
Sexygirl69: U start?
M0RTH0> lol
M0RTH0> i step up to u n stand infront of u and look at ur face tilting my head. u really want to?
Sexygirl69: Yeah, I'm horny. Go on.
M0RTH0> i hold ur hips and pull u towards me
M0RTH0> i put my lips against urs and slowly kiss u. i slide my tongue into ur mouth n kiss u deep
Sexygirl69: I take my panties off
Sexygirl69: And you see my mighty slong
Sexygirl69: 13 inches
M0RTH0> ?
Sexygirl69: I lift your ass
Sexygirl69: And penetrate it
Sexygirl69: "I love you Rebecca"

lmao

M0RTH0> ummmm.. im outa here
Sexygirl69: I fuck you in the mouth
Sexygirl69: How do you like that, daddy?
Sexygirl69: Please daddy, don't leave!

Post yours :D

[Worthless-Wisdom]

Big_Dick_Mike

What a champion.

[hijackreaper]

duffi: blah
hijackreaper: fuck you.

[Duffi]

At 5/7/07 05:04 PM, Worthless-Wisdom wrote: Big_Dick_Mike

What a champion.

A guy called 'Foot_Job' Pm'ed. He asked if I had nice feet.

[Rallard]

I went in as "caligirl81," and I seriously got about 5 requests for cam shows... despite the fact that I told all the IMers that I was 14.

It was funny at first... but then I got a little creeped out. Maybe I should work on the "To Catch a Predator" staff.

[AshfordPride]

And people praise Dateline for doing their "detective work" to find these guys.

[Absurd-Ditties]

It's called Nonce Hunting. The best one is when you can get them on MSN, get them to go on cam, then tell them you're with the police and that you know where they live. The go offline sharpish, after that.

[Monkey-Boy]

Im Hot_girl

hot_man: hi
Hot_Girl: hi
hot_man: asl
Hot_Girl: wanna cyber?
hot_man: have pic
hot_man: you look like
Hot_Girl: wanna cyber?
hot_man: ok
hot_man: u f
Hot_Girl: u first
hot_man: ok u
Hot_Girl: i touch your hard crotch
hot_man: ok and
Hot_Girl: its big
Hot_Girl: I take off my toop
Hot_Girl: reealing my large breasts
hot_man: and
hot_man: ok
Hot_Girl: i take down my skirt
hot_man: you suck my dick
Hot_Girl: you see my bone hard 10" cock
hot_man: ok
hot_man: and
Hot_Girl: I shove it in your mouth
Hot_Girl: and shit on your chest
hot_man: bye
Hot_Girl: lol

Haha. lol

[azn-vink]

wtf i just connected with a similar name and i got like 5 pm>.>

[A-man-named-brendan]

I AGREE!

[A-man-named-brendan]

Hahaha that really made me laugh.

[Monkey-Boy]

Hahahaha

AnOnImOO: hi
AnOnImOO: wana chat
14_Year_old_hot_girl: hi
14_Year_old_hot_girl: asl?
AnOnImOO: 16 m portugal
AnOnImOO: whats ur name
14_Year_old_hot_girl: sarah
14_Year_old_hot_girl: im 14 and hawt
AnOnImOO: really??
AnOnImOO: how can i be sure??
14_Year_old_hot_girl: wanna cyber?
AnOnImOO: sure
AnOnImOO: have msn??
14_Year_old_hot_girl: no
14_Year_old_hot_girl: u first
AnOnImOO: i would like to see u =(
14_Year_old_hot_girl: u wanna see me?
14_Year_old_hot_girl: what pose?
14_Year_old_hot_girl: nude? clothed?
AnOnImOO: in every way
AnOnImOO: have yahoo?
AnOnImOO: wana cum with u
14_Year_old_hot_girl: pk. but first lets cyber sex
AnOnImOO: ok
AnOnImOO: start bb
14_Year_old_hot_girl: i touch your hard crotch
14_Year_old_hot_girl: i feels so manly
14_Year_old_hot_girl: i take off my top
14_Year_old_hot_girl: revealing my large breasts
14_Year_old_hot_girl: i take off my skirt
AnOnImOO: hummmm
14_Year_old_hot_girl: and stick my 10" cock in your pooper
14_Year_old_hot_girl: hahahahahaha
AnOnImOO: .
14_Year_old_hot_girl: Paedo
AnOnImOO: im 16

I love doing this

[JediKiller1]

Wait wait wait. If they're pedo's wouldn't they have to be cybering with UNDERAGE GIRLS?

now this topic fails

[Monkey-Boy]

At 5/7/07 05:29 PM, JediKiller1 wrote: Wait wait wait. If they're pedo's wouldn't they have to be cybering with UNDERAGE GIRLS?

now this topic fails

O rly?

I said i was 14 and i had loads of requsts for cam.

And cyber

[JediKiller1]

At 5/7/07 05:31 PM, Monkey-Boy wrote:

At 5/7/07 05:29 PM, JediKiller1 wrote: Wait wait wait. If they're pedo's wouldn't they have to be cybering with UNDERAGE GIRLS?

now this topic fails

O rly?

I said i was 14 and i had loads of requsts for cam.

And cyber

Well OP fails for being retarded.

[Idiot-Finder]

Speaking to pedophiles, look at the reactions to this.

[Monkey-Boy]

Is no-one else going to post their chats with paedos?

[Idiot-Finder]

I closed it before I could copy the logs.

[JediKiller1]

At 5/7/07 05:35 PM, klopatng wrote: The pedos lie about their age. I thought that would be blaringly obvious, at least to someone with half a brain.

You should kill yourself because you are retarded. Scroll the fuck up to the top. In the FIRST POST the OP said he WAS 20. Unless they just switched the age since the last time I checked 20 is LEGAL. This topic is about trapping PEDO'S with UNDERAGE GIRLS. You fail so hard

Off my internets

[FULLMETALHOBO21]

Once java updates, ill post a convo =D

[Frost]

I'm putting on my robe and wizard hat.

[Hattok]

At 5/7/07 04:59 PM, Duffi wrote: Sexygirl69: I lift your ass
Sexygirl69: And penetrate it
Sexygirl69: "I love you Rebecca"

Fucking win.

[sonicmega]

caliente34: pleas
Hornygrl81: www.omgwow.com
Hornygrl81: Hurry up!
caliente34: give me your msn
Hornygrl81: nuh uh, view only, babe
Hornygrl81: I play hard to get
caliente34: giv me your msn pleas
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Hornygrl81: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS

The ownage here is fantastic.

[Monkey-Boy]

At 5/7/07 06:08 PM, sonicmega wrote:

Hornygrl81: www.omgwow.com

It actually http://www.wowomg.com

[Idiot-Finder]

I was hot_14_year_old_girl

I ended it with a cock joke.

[Frost]

Justin_Timberlake: IM BRINGIN SEXY BACK

[CoolGoat]

I was MUFFINLOVER84. I didnt talk about sex, only muffins.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/7/07 06:09 PM, Monkey-Boy wrote:

At 5/7/07 06:08 PM, sonicmega wrote:

Hornygrl81: www.omgwow.com

It actually http://www.wowomg.com

Dude!

[Robotussin]

There were alot of people with black cawks.

[Dela]

I just cried with laughter.

Tanman32: hey
Tanman32: asl
Sexy_Jessica_69: I HAVE A HARD ON
Sexy_Jessica_69: I WANT TO PENETRATE YOUR EARS
Tanman32: what?
Tanman32: lol
Sexy_Jessica_69: I'M GOING TO SHIT ON YOUR FACE
Sexy_Jessica_69: AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
Sexy_Jessica_69: DO WHAT UNCLE JESSICA SAYS.
Tanman32: asl
Tanman32: whats you asl???
Tanman32: ??????????????????????????????
Tanman32: coward

jac1234: hey there
Sexy_Jessica_69: Hey baby
jac1234: how r u
Sexy_Jessica_69: Oh I'm fiinnnneee
jac1234: asl please
Sexy_Jessica_69: How big is your schlong?
jac1234: 7in
jac1234: what u think
jac1234: big enough
jac1234: how big are your %%%%
Sexy_Jessica_69: 7 aint bad
Sexy_Jessica_69: I'm a 34D
jac1234: nice
jac1234: how old ru
Sexy_Jessica_69: 18
jac1234: if u dont mind
jac1234: ok cool
Sexy_Jessica_69: How old are you?
jac1234: u horny
Sexy_Jessica_69: Me so horny, me love you long time
jac1234: 28
Sexy_Jessica_69: cyber?
jac1234: really
Sexy_Jessica_69: rly.
jac1234: sure
jac1234: what r u wearing
Sexy_Jessica_69: Pink lacey knickers
Sexy_Jessica_69: Tight bra
Sexy_Jessica_69: You?
jac1234: just a pair of boxers
Sexy_Jessica_69: i come up to you, and sit on top
Sexy_Jessica_69: My hand carresses you chest
jac1234: o yea
jac1234: more
Sexy_Jessica_69: and slowly moves down to your boxers
jac1234: i am gettinghard
Sexy_Jessica_69: I then take out your cock
Sexy_Jessica_69: rub it gently
jac1234: yes
Sexy_Jessica_69: And then rip it off.
Sexy_Jessica_69: I eat it with a delicious smile
Sexy_Jessica_69: I then flip you around
Sexy_Jessica_69: Take out my own 18" penis
jac1234: ru wet for me
Sexy_Jessica_69: And rip your boxers off
jac1234: tell me more
Sexy_Jessica_69: I penetrate your ass
Sexy_Jessica_69: Like the big black rapist I am

22_m_lon: u wanna see me wanking
Sexy_Jessica_69: You wanna see wanking?
22_m_lon: yea
22_m_lon: u fengering ur hole
Sexy_Jessica_69: Yeah, and wanking my huge cock.
Sexy_Jessica_69: Why don't you bend over big man?

This is just wierd :s

DirtyLondonGuy: you have babyhole yes?
Sexy_Jessica_69: Yes
DirtyLondonGuy: your babyholenice?
Sexy_Jessica_69: its tight
DirtyLondonGuy: i have hairless rat that sleep in babyhole
Sexy_Jessica_69: You do?
DirtyLondonGuy: he sleep in your babyhole?
Sexy_Jessica_69: ok
DirtyLondonGuy: he want hug from your babyhole
DirtyLondonGuy: and make him cough cream
Sexy_Jessica_69: BABY HOLE IS GONNA TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR RAT
Sexy_Jessica_69: YOU BETTER GET SOME PESTICIDE
Sexy_Jessica_69: COS THAT RAT IS FUCKING DEAD
DirtyLondonGuy: i like your babyhole to dump on my rat
DirtyLondonGuy: keep rat warm
DirtyLondonGuy: like liquid blanket
Sexy_Jessica_69: OH, I HAD A LOVELY CURRY HAGGIS LAST NIGHT
Sexy_Jessica_69: THAT ISN'T LIQUID
Sexy_Jessica_69: DO YOU LIKE MY HAIRY LEGS?
Sexy_Jessica_69: BABY?
Sexy_Jessica_69: YOU'RE BLEEDING!
Sexy_Jessica_69: DID I PENETRATE YOU TOO HARD?
DirtyLondonGuy: your backdoorbabyhole has brown soft worms creeping down your leg?
DirtyLondonGuy: do they cry into the running water bowl?
DirtyLondonGuy: can they swim?