My friend got arrested

[CryogenChaos]

And I don't think it's fair how it happened.

Okay, so what happened he was taking pictures of his cat so he could send some picture to his mother, and as he was about to take the picture, his 3 year old ran in front of the camera.

As it turns out, it was one of the times his son, Mickey, didn't want to wear a diaper.

So, he thought he got the picture of his cat, and sent it to be developed. The people at the developing place showed the police the accidental picture, and they arrested him, he got convicted and sentanced to 25-to-life.

Last I saw him, he had just gotten the shit beaten out of him by his cellmates.

Poor guy.

[AshfordPride]

My friend was arrested recently for NOT BEING FUN!

[CryogenChaos]

At 4/22/07 12:00 AM, AshfordPride wrote: My friend was arrested recently for NOT BEING FUN!

One of my girlfriend's plumber friends was found dead in a toilet. He apparently thought he was just like Mario.

[Lost-Thought]

At 4/21/07 11:48 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: And I don't think it's fair how it happened.

what about his trial???

[Dash-02]

My dad killed a guy =D

dead serious

[AshfordPride]

At 4/22/07 12:02 AM, CryogenChaos wrote: One of my girlfriend's plumber friends was found dead in a toilet. He apparently thought he was just like Mario.

Well, this one time... There was this guy. And he said that he wanted me to help him being his kingdom anew. Turns out he was just a pedophile.

[DevourerJay]

i've been arrested... it sucks... i dont wish it on anyone... except rapists and the sort

[XannyBarz]

At 4/22/07 12:06 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i've been arrested... it sucks... i dont wish it on anyone... except rapists and the sort

I've been arrested aswell, and I agree. You go through a bunch of bullshit just to go nowhere. Rather stupid act too, truancy and ontop of that we where in an abandond house so we got charged for burglary and tresspassing.

[DeathDementor]

do you have proff that that guys son just accidentaly tookthe picture or did he jsut say that

[CryogenChaos]

At 4/22/07 12:04 AM, AshfordPride wrote: Well, this one time... There was this guy. And he said that he wanted me to help him being his kingdom anew. Turns out he was just a pedophile.

Did you know that recently, English historians found evidence of the classic tale of Robin Hood including the "good" old Robin giving his hat to a young boy so he could escape capture?

True story.

[AshfordPride]

At 4/22/07 12:13 AM, CryogenChaos wrote: Did you know that recently, English historians found evidence of the classic tale of Robin Hood including the "good" old Robin giving his hat to a young boy so he could escape capture?

True story.

And did you also know that around the same time that the game commonly referred to today as "Whack-a-Mole" was played by knights?

Fact.

[CryogenChaos]

At 4/22/07 12:16 AM, AshfordPride wrote: And did you also know that around the same time that the game commonly referred to today as "Whack-a-Mole" was played by knights?

Fact.

Also, in some parts of the city, Boy Scouts are able to earn badges for having sex with prostitutes.

Are people actually getting any of this?

[AshfordPride]

At 4/22/07 12:19 AM, CryogenChaos wrote: Also, in some parts of the city, Boy Scouts are able to earn badges for having sex with prostitutes.

And robots who can transform into cars and refrigerators regularly roam the streets. However, they are never inclined to help anyone.

Are people actually getting any of this?

Of course not. People never get anything anymore.

[AwfulAwful]

Ha can't wait till his son grows up and knows it's his fault why his daddy's in jail.

[OXXOI77777]

My friend was arrested for drinking vodka behind our school...

[jacktherack]

At 4/22/07 12:02 AM, CryogenChaos wrote:

At 4/22/07 12:00 AM, AshfordPride wrote: My friend was arrested recently for NOT BEING FUN!

One of my girlfriend's plumber friends was found dead in a toilet. He apparently thought he was just like Mario.

how weird one of my freinds thought he was mario so he went into a pipe and got eaten by a piranha plant.

[jacktherack]

At 4/22/07 12:26 AM, OXXOI77777 wrote: My friend was arrested for drinking vodka behind our school...

my friend was arrested for drinking out of the toilet. :(

[Ramirezoid]

He got the shit beaten out of him, eh?

Sounds like anal rape, if you ask me. That was totally innapropriate.

Don't watch 60 minutes this tuesday.

[bob-the-ripper]

At 4/22/07 12:04 AM, Lost-Thought wrote:

At 4/21/07 11:48 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: And I don't think it's fair how it happened.

what about his trial???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

end of thread

[Bluemidgetguy]

Everyone better have a great time - That's an order from captain fun!

[The-BBS]

Hey kids! I've got candy! Come into my car.

OH SNAP, I'M ARRESTED.

this thread is going nowhere D:

[Cereal]

I get to wear the strap on

[greenops]

wow that sucks shoulda used a condem ;)

[spamofdeath]

Sucks. Really does.

[OrganGrinder]

At 4/21/07 11:48 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: And I don't think it's fair how it happened.

Thats horrible, lets free him everyone!

Really, that guy shouldn't locked up for that technical b/s!

[unowned]

At 4/21/07 11:48 PM, CryogenChaos wrote:
Last I saw him, he had just gotten the shit beaten out of him by his cellmates.

wow homie u got street smarts use them to your advantage street soldier

[TheFaces]

At 4/22/07 12:04 AM, AshfordPride wrote: Well, this one time... There was this guy. And he said that he wanted me to help him being his kingdom anew. Turns out he was just a pedophile.

Yeah, I would like to once again say sorry to you and the state of Ohio for that one.

no harm no foul right? RIGHT? (The judge didn't agree)

[Mr-Contradiction]

My mom was arrested for making cookies that were too damn delicious... life without perole.. (wow sp*)

[Twerpo]

Yes this topic is absolutely true. There is no way the topic starter is bullshitting you.

[naojason]

Fucking brat.