In the movie "Predator", Shane Black tells two pussy jokes. They're about how his girlfriend's pussy is so big. Does anybody remember them? I've been looking on Google but I can't find them.
What are those pussy jokes?
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At 4/12/07 03:49 PM, Tramps wrote: Is it really that important?
That doesn't sound or look like a pussy joke. :|
At 4/12/07 03:49 PM, Tramps wrote: Is it really that important?
No it really is important.
So I went up to my girlfriend the other day and said
"Man you got a big pussy"
"Man you got a big pussy"
And she said: "Why did you say it twice?"
And I said " I didn't"
Then the Indian guy looks at him weird and he says "Because of the echo, you get it?"
My girlfriend said my pussys as big as a house....my pussys as big as a house....
I said whyd you say that twice
She said: I didn't
Thats one of em
At 4/12/07 03:49 PM, Kaabi wrote: In the movie "Predator", Shane Black tells two pussy jokes. They're about how his girlfriend's pussy is so big. Does anybody remember them? I've been looking on Google but I can't find them.
One was something like...
"I was eating my girlfriends pussy and said 'hello...hello' and she said 'why'd you say it twice?' and then I said... 'I didn't, that was the echo"
Or something like that.
I love that part of the movie though hahah.
The echo one was the second one, and it was actually the one I remembered. The first one is something about a house, and the girlfriend saying she wishes she had a little pussy or something, but I don't remember the exact wording.
Hey, I still need that first one. Just the second one isn't good enough I need both christ.
Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...
[Hawkins pauses, then trails off]
Hawkins: ... big as a house.
God dammit it was there all along! Anyway, that's a funny one.
