Dragons with missile-shooting tits!

[MuesliBar]

Hi guys, I'm making a new flash.

This is it so far.

A giant horse with tank wheels shoots lasers out of its laser gun (not penis) mounted on it's head. The lasers hit a clan of giant homosexual fairies. They get angry and slap back with rage!

They encounter the giant horse but he pulls out his zebra friend who is a nazi and gasses the fairies. The giant homosexual fairies die.

Diego the motherfucking huge dragons with missile-shooting tits is angry as the giant homosexual fairies were his children. And so the act of dragon revenge ensues.

And I won't spoil the ending.

It's going to be a 3 part series.

Any input/feedback/suggestions that will make it more batshit insane is welcomed.

[MuesliBar]

Is there any feedback?

[jonthomson]

Why not make the flash and see what feedback you get... your concept sounds shit but your execution might be good.

[Spamurai]

Front page material, I'm sure of it.

[Reyals]

If you could animate this well, it would fantastic, but without decent graphics the whole thing would be shitty.

[John12346]

Howzabout the dragons shoot missles from their mouths, not their tits. That's just weird.

[Yoyodog76]

At 2/24/07 08:51 PM, John12346 wrote: Howzabout the dragons shoot missles from their mouths, not their tits. That's just weird

How bout the dragons shoot tits from their tits?

[Slapdamonkeyaz]

At 2/24/07 08:52 PM, Yoyodog76 wrote:

At 2/24/07 08:51 PM, John12346 wrote: Howzabout the dragons shoot missles from their mouths, not their tits. That's just weird

How bout the dragons shoot tits from their tits?

Again, you spew more brilliant ideas!

'cept for. . well alot of thing.

[MuesliBar]

At 2/24/07 08:52 PM, Yoyodog76 wrote:

At 2/24/07 08:51 PM, John12346 wrote: Howzabout the dragons shoot missles from their mouths, not their tits. That's just weird

How bout the dragons shoot tits from their tits?

haha even better!

Thanks guys.

Expect this flash in 2-3 weeks.

[Yoyodog76]

At 2/24/07 08:53 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Again, you spew more brilliant ideas!

'cept for. . well alot of thing.

All in a days work, Ma'am.

[MuesliBar]

should there be penises in this flash? since that's the new fad on NG these days.

[Noah871]

At 2/24/07 11:03 PM, MuesliBar wrote: should there be penises in this flash? since that's the new fad on NG these days.

No.

[frank543]

When you say 'fairies' do you mean guys who say "fabulous" and worship Barbara Streisand or magical pixies? Not that they're mutually exclusive, but one may be a bit more offensive than the other. And offensive = funny.

[36Holla]

My suggestion would be to take that file and move it to the trash bin

Empty trash

[Hedwick]

Make the dragon rape the fairies with his many penises. Incest always makes a story more fucked up.

[TwilightFox]

At 2/24/07 08:11 PM, Spamurai wrote: Front page material, I'm sure of it.

Agreed.

[MuesliBar]

At 2/24/07 11:36 PM, frank543 wrote: When you say 'fairies' do you mean guys who say "fabulous" and worship Barbara Streisand or magical pixies? Not that they're mutually exclusive, but one may be a bit more offensive than the other. And offensive = funny.

I did say 'homosexual fairies'. So it's both, it will be the magical pixie kind, but they are gay. And no, it won't be offensive, just revealing.

Dragon raping fairies, I'll see.

Thanks guys.

[Triple-Merc]

Make the dragon ejaculate fire. You know, like a meatstick flamethrower.

[Glazed]

At 2/25/07 01:44 PM, Triple-Merc wrote: Make the dragon ejaculate fire. You know, like a meatstick flamethrower.

Or even better give them fire-spewing vaginas.

[KlancyKong]

Combine the meatstick flamethrower with a satellite link up and missile with tits shooting dragons all over the place and you got yourself a A- batting average

[MuesliBar]

http://img180.imageshack.us/my.php?image=drag onpr3.swf

[Markface]

You better fucking make this.

[Ecke]

I'll be sure to blam it.

[MuesliBar]

If you missed my post, here is a sample of it.

http://img180.imageshack.us/my.php?image=drag onpr3.swf

[Girouette]

how bout u just use a nazi fox instead?

[MuesliBar]

At 2/26/07 10:42 PM, Girouette wrote: how bout u just use a nazi fox instead?

that's too PC.

[NimbleElephant]

At 2/26/07 10:37 PM, MuesliBar wrote: If you missed my post, here is a sample of it.

http://img180.imageshack.us/my.php?image=drag onpr3.swf

Wow. Don't finish it. If you submit it it will be blammed. It's a piece of shit and you know it. Not saying I could do better, though.

[Twessel]

At 2/26/07 10:37 PM, MuesliBar wrote: If you missed my post, here is a sample of it.

http://img180.imageshack.us/my.php?image=drag onpr3.swf

Sucks.

Ever heard of smoothing and straightening?

[Yoyodog76]

Who the FUKK bumped this shit!?

[Triple-Merc]

At 2/26/07 11:12 PM, Yoyodog76 wrote: Who the FUKK bumped this shit!?

It was only a day old, and the topic starter did, because he posted a sample of it.