I guess this mean's no more stories are going to be posted here?..
My sister wants me...
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sup
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 12/19/06 12:16 PM, HatDick wrote: What do I do?
Stop lieing on the BBS , thats what
Somebody make me a cunting signature.
At 12/19/06 02:34 PM, RuB-BeR wrote: I think he's secksing her right now. He'll be back in about an hour to talk about it.
An hour? No need to big him up, he'll be about 5 minutes.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 12/19/06 02:38 PM, PetCarrot wrote:At 12/19/06 12:16 PM, HatDick wrote: What do I do?Stop lieing on the BBS , thats what
no wai! go on...
considering i'm a girl my thoughts might help you. if you do have it off with her she may want more this being the case don't do it because you may hurt her. secondly i dare say you both live in the same house ? if you do sleep with her it's going to haunt you and make family life uncomfortable, i say don't ....but it's your life
How can you even say she´s masterly at anything sex-related when you're a fucking virgin? You'd splooge at any thing. Little to no mastery of sexual skill is required.
Disregarding the fact that the story is quite obviously bullshit, of course.
No more fucking moving .gifs? WHAT THE HELL. FUCK YOU.
At 12/19/06 02:43 PM, Jossos wrote: How can you even say she´s masterly at anything sex-related when you're a fucking virgin? You'd splooge at any thing. Little to no mastery of sexual skill is required.
Disregarding the fact that the story is quite obviously bullshit, of course.
U win this thread. Good work.
no dont have sex with her
you'll get aids and die
At 12/19/06 02:46 PM, JoeyStorm wrote:
U win this thread. Good work.
Man, thanks so much. I totally need a pat on the back from a giant cockjumper like yourself to confirm that I've been accepted by the likes of you lot.
No kidding neither.
No more fucking moving .gifs? WHAT THE HELL. FUCK YOU.
Wow, what a thing to happen you normally only find this stuff on talk shows now its on the internet.
At 12/19/06 02:40 PM, RuB-BeR wrote:
Yeah, now that I think about it, you're probably right.
*bows*
Totally untopic-related, you deserve to be just as popular in the rookie of the year race as paradox. Much love!
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
Is she joking or are you. Or are you just making it up for a game or story
If it´s true, could you please send her to my adress?
Need some hot action
Daddy wants me.
Dad came mad today... again. My usual responce would be to let him beat my mom up, but today he wanted something else.
He rushed into my room, wearing his old jeans... He smelled like boner juice. He proceded to rape my tight nostrils. After fucking my brains out he smashed his 30 incher into my asshole.
Oh dad...
The shit and blood....
Making him cum....
right over my lap...
Oh dad...
Please don`t do it again...
At least beat mom up...
But don`t blow my ass up...
Do your worse with mom...
Do you worse with Jack the bum...
But don`t do me ever again...
Oh dad...
The anal pain is so bad...
<3
HAHAHA bullshit any man with a sister would throw up at the thought (I almost did) let alone the aftermath.
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This is by far my most favorite Topic :) dude I soo envy you,man you are a legned!
Life is but a dream.... and If you suck, then I hope you WAKE UP....
At 12/19/06 12:52 PM, Stealth-Santa wrote: Video or it didn't happen!
seconded
I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Oh shit king kong what are you going
At 12/19/06 12:52 PM, Stealth-Santa wrote: really hot video with sexy music and sounds or it didn't happen!
Fix.
I personally replace "sister" with " attractive older woman" whenever I read it.
Sign-up Date:
12/19/2006
Something feel fishy. Alt maybe? In any event, don't believe this story at all. You should be ashamed of yourself.
At 12/19/06 03:18 PM, akusamurai23 wrote: Post more dude, even though its fake...(@.@)
Ok i admit.. it was a bit hot. but i really think this thread should be locked. I mean this really isn't beleivable, and judging by his sign-up date, i smell an alt.
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I don't know what people are getting so hyped over this, it's just some erotic story written by an alt.
Noone considered their children on Page 2 as proof. I am shocked.
At 12/19/06 03:13 PM, kidray76 wrote: Sign-up Date:
12/19/2006
Something feel fishy. Alt maybe? In any event, don't believe this story at all. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Who cares! It's the hottest i've heard in a while, I'm gonna go to my GF RIGHT NOW! And have a goddamn party for fuck's sake!
I expected a three line story about her asking you to do some mundane task, butfilled with sexual references; instead, I got a STORY with sexual CONTENT.
I am shocked.
GEWD JAWB
