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Never Shave Your Ass

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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-16 17:30:23


Now thats just stupid, guys are supposed to be hairy, LIKE ANIMAL! *Austin Power referance.*


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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-16 17:34:04


well, theres a reason hair is curly

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-16 22:45:49


I feel your pain, I onced shaved the area between my ass and balls, and I couldn't walk propperly for a week.

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-16 23:05:57


You know, I've tried that and I didn't get the spikes... I do know what your talking about though....

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-16 23:09:46


The only bad thing about ass hairs is that the shit gets stuck on them. At one time they blocked the hole.

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 09:51:56


Bumped for good reason.

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 10:33:45


I heard that when you shave you ass, it smells awful due to the hair not catching the sweat and fecal matter. All the bad-smelling body debris just sits there all day.

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 10:34:31


read a thread months ago, same result.

i leave my hair be. most i did was trim the hair on my balls with one of those eyebrow trimmers. worked well.


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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 11:21:58


Heh, don't forget to publish the sequel. I wanna see this girls response :D


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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 11:24:16


Stupid man, Men are SUPPOSEED TO BE HORNY!

see what i did there?

Lolwaitwut

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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 11:37:53


wow that's scary i paid good attention to your story of ya and next time you feel your ass is hairy grab a piece of soap DRY soap and pull it along your ass and back it will pluck it all out painlessly but make sure your dry when doing this.

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 11:39:44


At 12/17/06 10:34 AM, HAcoreRD wrote: read a thread months ago, same result.

i leave my hair be. most i did was trim the hair on my balls with one of those eyebrow trimmers. worked well.

i think i know what your talking about that guy was gross he said his ass got smally and began to have a shit stink LOL!

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 11:45:34


yay ass shaving!!

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 11:48:04


I know how it is my man, gotta keep it clean back there, even if you get the bumps.

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 11:53:39


Dude. I was thinking of shaving my ass. But not a full on shave. More like a trim. But using an electric razor. Because using scissors would just be stupid.

Is it really that bad? Did you full on shave your ass down to the skin? Do you reckon a trim would be better? Does using shaving cream help? I need to know these things. I already have trimmed my pubes a couple times before, when Ive been seeing girls, y'know just in case, but now my ass is way too hairy to ignore.


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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 12:10:56


Have fun shitting. Every single little hair will dig into your ass, and it will hurt like a bitch.

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 12:18:58


you ass is meant to be hairy, it's just nature at work


Awesome post great job!

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 12:33:50


I never will anyway, I have much more sense than that.

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 19:27:32


At 12/17/06 11:53 AM, Worthless-Wisdom wrote: Dude. I was thinking of shaving my ass. But not a full on shave. More like a trim. But using an electric razor. Because using scissors would just be stupid.

Well, your ass has several more curves than you think; an electric razor might be too big and bulky to get to those hard to reach places, so I'd recommend using a straight razor. If you do end up using an electric razor, make sure your ass isn't wet, or it will make the experience so much more antagonizing.

Is it really that bad?

Yes

Did you full on shave your ass down to the skin?

Yes

Do you reckon a trim would be better?

I guess you could try it.

Does using shaving cream help?

It made the actual shaving experience less painful, but in the long run, no.


I'm going to fucking rape this guy.

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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 19:33:16


you my friend are a real man.daring,cunning and able to admit and teach others of the manly way of life.congratz and good job.

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 19:36:03


you should have waxed

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 19:37:31


WOWZA!

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 19:39:17


As long as you trim everyone once in a while there shouldn't be a problem.
It's the long hairs that get caught in teeth that girls don't like.


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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 19:41:20


Guess I better change my plans for the night...

Anyone up for a movie?

My treat.

Sig by fahrenheit.

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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 19:55:07


that would take balls.... if you didnt accidentally shave them off too....

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-17 19:57:34


I like how you made this story a narrative.
And thanks for the advice.

Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-18 08:28:00


At 12/17/06 07:36 PM, Rego001 wrote: you should have waxed

No, that's just gay.


I'm going to fucking rape this guy.

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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-18 08:28:30


At 12/18/06 08:28 AM, Motza wrote:
At 12/17/06 07:36 PM, Rego001 wrote: you should have waxed
No, that's just gay.

Shaving in general isn't?


Pestiside can't kill me!

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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-18 08:31:28


If you shave your ass every two or three days, it will never get to the Razor breaking length you ass achieved.


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Response to Never Shave Your Ass 2006-12-18 09:06:17


someone has done this before ;)

i swear to god i saw a topic like this before but still different