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Eeyore

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Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:08:51


Was Eeyore gay? Everytime I saw him on Winnie the Pooh, he was always getting nailed in the ass.

Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:12:04


At 8/15/06 07:08 PM, vannila_guerilla wrote: Was Eeyore gay? Everytime I saw him on Winnie the Pooh, he was always getting nailed in the ass.

Eeyore IS AN ASS, YOU DUMBASS


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Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:14:38


Personally, I think he's just metrosexual.

Now that rabbit dude, he's gay. Hell, I didn't even realise he was a dude for the first couple o' weeks.

Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:17:19


not to mention that little pink bow he wears on his tail.

Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:41:10


I think they're all gay!

Just wait. Soon, they will have a huge orgy. I'll sell tickets.


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Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:42:49


I love how almost no one got the joke.
I'll explain it for you cuz Im nice.
you see Eeyore's tail was a pin the tail on the donkey tail, so it had a nail on it. his tail was nailed to his ass...
get it?


I dropped out in the third grade, and spent all my time at the arcade.

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Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:43:44


At 8/15/06 07:42 PM, Silent-G wrote: I love how almost no one got the joke.
I'll explain it for you cuz Im nice.
you see Eeyore's tail was a pin the tail on the donkey tail, so it had a nail on it. his tail was nailed to his ass...
get it?

'bout time someone cought on

Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:44:37


At 8/15/06 07:14 PM, Bjoerg wrote: Personally, I think he's just metrosexual.

Now that rabbit dude, he's gay. Hell, I didn't even realise he was a dude for the first couple o' weeks.

He was basically a cartoon Bea Arthur


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Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:50:03


Eeyore was NOT gay, he talked like a dude, not like a pussy.
And also, he wasn't emo, he cried because he was happy omg.

Rabbit, he surely was gay, he bothers Tiger because he's in love with him, and what about the carrots? those surely werent carrots, those were DILDOS, orange dildos to be exact, so in other words:

Eeyore = NOT GAY
Rabbit = GAY

Eeyore

Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:50:16


Eeyore makes me horny.


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Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:52:45


The worst part about it is... no one realizes that Piglet is actually a guy.

I'm fucking serious, Piglet is a male pig.

Wikipedia says it. I'm pretty sure Google will say it to.

Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:52:59


whinie the pooh was actually a pretty good cartoon for kids. it had an extreme of almost every personality.
the pesimis, the optimist, shy/frightened, and then probably a bunch of other ones. they should have had sublimonal racism though, like pooh should've been black or mexican or something, and eeyore would be white, rabbit would be british, piglet would be french, owl would be russian or something, and then kanga and roo would be asian.
I never understood why his name was winnie the pooh, like his name is winnie, and he's the pooh? why do they call him pooh, why not winnie?


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Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 19:56:55


I always thought of it like each one of them represents a certain trait

eeyore = depression
Pooh= Neutral
piglet = fear
rabbit = sense (common sense)
tiger = happiness.

Then again the only reason I think this is because of the Alice fanfic I made while back.


Save the world from ourselves.

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Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 20:18:33


At 8/15/06 07:56 PM, Leon_cleric wrote:
eeyore = depression

Eeyore=Emo

I used to be called Eeyore by my math teacher, because I always talked in a low and droopy voice. volpy


I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.

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Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 20:30:49


At 8/15/06 07:52 PM, BatDan wrote: The worst part about it is... no one realizes that Piglet is actually a guy.

I'm fucking serious, Piglet is a male pig.

Wikipedia says it. I'm pretty sure Google will say it to.

Now what about Tweety?


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Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 21:02:12


At 8/15/06 08:30 PM, GreenLanturn wrote:
At 8/15/06 07:52 PM, BatDan wrote: The worst part about it is... no one realizes that Piglet is actually a guy.

I'm fucking serious, Piglet is a male pig.

Wikipedia says it. I'm pretty sure Google will say it to.
Now what about Tweety?

According to Wikipedia, Tweety Bird is also a guy.

Despite his affeminate appearence and voice and all the female merchendise.

Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 21:05:46


At 8/15/06 09:02 PM, BatDan wrote: According to Wikipedia, Tweety Bird is also a guy.

Despite his affeminate appearence and voice and all the female merchendise.

For long time, I just considered him gender neutral.


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Also, I like to use ellipses.......a lot...

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Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 21:07:24


At 8/15/06 07:52 PM, BatDan wrote: The worst part about it is... no one realizes that Piglet is actually a guy.

I'm fucking serious, Piglet is a male pig.

Wikipedia says it. I'm pretty sure Google will say it to.

I knew he was a guy... I didn't even think he was a girl.


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Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 21:26:50


i dont know if he was gay, but he was definately emo

:for those of you who can't read the bottom right corner, its from somethingawful

Eeyore

Response to Eeyore 2006-08-15 21:38:59


At 8/15/06 09:26 PM, Ineedcoffee7000 wrote: i dont know if he was gay, but he was definately emo

for those of you who can't read the bottom right corner, its from somethingawful

i thought he was goth or emo hes always depressed