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Today's my birthday.

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Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:00:50


Don't tell anyone. You'll ruin my perfect record of people not giving a shit.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:02:03


Merry Birthday
and a happy new age


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm

Slags and hoes.

Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:02:08


One step closer to your grave. Nice one.


Pure awesomeness. You must read it.

(God-like signature by Zeppekk)

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:02:32


I'm pretty sure people will still congratulate you.

Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:02:32


Happy B-day

you earned it

Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:02:40


Happy woopty freaking doo, you are now closer to your death.

Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:02:57


At 6/16/06 06:00 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Don't tell anyone. You'll ruin my perfect record of people not giving a shit.

Happy happy birthday, today is your special day! Today you turn another year older, and grow ever so closer to your death!


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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:03:05


I give a shit now.


PSN id - dellick

STEAM id - Yokumashu

GUILE THEME GOES WITH EVERYTHING

Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:03:11


happy b-day cause im nice

i think?

Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:03:35


Happy birthday! I hope you had a good day!

Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:03:36


Your birthday, my account birthday - this is obviously a sign.


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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:03:45


I should hold up my Nintendo DS and PSP at the same time to show I'm an NGpro, huh?

Too bad I own neither of those things. I just spent 125$ on boots. My old boots looked cooler. >:(

You can't get decent boots these days.......


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:04:29


Happy Birthday

Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:04:52


I don't care, FUNK....

I totally care, you big silly. Happy birthday :) *huge hug* <3

Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}

A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:05:42


Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:05:55


At 6/16/06 06:03 PM, tigerkitty wrote: Happy birthday! I hope you had a good day!

I haven't had a good day in 25 years.

The day I was born, I was pissed off because I could only spray the doctor that cut me out of my mother's viscera with blood and piss, because I didn't have the ability to shit yet.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:06:48


If I could make shoes, I would send you a pair as a present.

=(

Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:07:41


Bring on the 40s! Happy Birthday Funker!

i really need that pouch.

Today's my birthday.


NOW IS WHEN YOU RAM HAPPY WITH LIFE SAUCE. PSN Screenname - Mooglejoke Wii U Network ID - Mooglejoke - Nintendo 3DS Friend Code 4768-8871-1657

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:08:11


Hey FUNK, people are giving a shit. Aren't you going to do anything about it?


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:08:21


Fuck-a-doodle-do.


Gay porn! <-- What? You've already been there!?!

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:09:40


Happy birthday FUNK!

C:

It better be a good one >:(

happyhappyjoyjoyhappyhappyjoyjoy

Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:10:35


At 6/16/06 06:07 PM, X-Naut wrote: Bring on the 40s! Happy Birthday Funker!

i really need that pouch.

Damn, so do I. I wonder if I have any 151 left? My lame ass parents probably drank it all. Damn my brother for not letting me keep booze around his child.

And yes, I've been in a fucked up mood all day. Today I realized who taught my friend Justin how to slam his head into things to relieve tension, something which serious fucked up his head two weeks ago.

It was me.

Jesus I was a fucked up kid. Sadly, nothing's changed.

This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:11:53


Happy birthday you hunk.


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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:12:40


What a sad, sad Attention whore FUNKbrs is...

tsk tsk tsk.

Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:12:41


At 6/16/06 06:08 PM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Hey FUNK, people are giving a shit. Aren't you going to do anything about it?

I'm just waiting for the uber-destroy. Then I'll feel all powerful for like two seconds, so I'll immediately tab over to porn and wank. Then I'll cry about how I'm too dysfunctional to form normal human relationships. A little later, I'll eat a puppy to cheer myself up and all will be well. Well, except for Mama Puppy, but she's a bitch.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:13:42


weird, today is my birthday too


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.

Desert Punk of the NG /A/|My VA Demo Reel|Audio Portal|

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:15:23


HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNK

seriously, though, many happy returns. have a great day, you penis


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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:17:09


At 6/16/06 06:12 PM, -Metalix- wrote: What a sad, sad Attention whore FUNKbrs is...
tsk tsk tsk.

That's right bitch. Give me what I fucking want. Yeah, you like that shit, don't you you dirty whore?


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:17:35


At 6/16/06 06:13 PM, Terkoz wrote: weird, today is my birthday too

well then happy b day to u too :)

Response to Today's my birthday. 2006-06-16 18:22:57


At 6/16/06 06:12 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: A little later, I'll eat a puppy to cheer myself up and all will be well. Well, except for Mama Puppy, but she's a bitch.

Trying to get the taste of baby out of your mouth?


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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