How about:

nju graundz daz not nid propr gremar end sach ashuls ez jurself ju lauzi fegot

You said"Newgrounds does not need propper grammar and such assholes as yourself you lousy faggot."

YYES I TINK NG DID MKE MTY SPELLING GUD!11

At 6/15/06 08:26 PM, SCG wrote:

Thats funny coming from someone thats actually retarded enough to open a topic complaining about other peoples grammar, so you phail :)

And besides we all know your mom is world championn cock-sucker, so stfu.

Sorry about that, it was apointed to the moron in the quote that flammed me, not the topic starter, i figured that he started topic...

At 6/15/06 08:06 PM, TouretteMime wrote: Some of you people on newgrounds have such poor grammer. Like littlewashu who can't even capitalize or puncuate. You guys need to improve your grammer now.

omg i dwont hwave bwad grwammer u just nweedz to kool off okk-questionmark

At 6/15/06 08:06 PM, TouretteMime wrote: Some of you people on newgrounds have such poor grammer. Like littlewashu who can't even capitalize or puncuate. You guys need to improve your grammer now.

No, she has a huge comma problem. Then again, who are you too talk? For one, your vocabulary is off. If you're going to be a stickler about grammar, which is spelled with an a, you should make sure yours is good as well. For example, a comma after lilttlewashu was needed.
Unfortunately enough though, Newgrounds isn't a school and is on the internet, so no one is going to care about grammar that much. And, if you can't handle it, just don't read poorly written posts. Or you can make fun of them. Whichever is more entertaining to you.

At 6/15/06 08:06 PM, TouretteMime wrote: Some of you people on newgrounds have such poor grammer. Like littlewashu who can't even capitalize or puncuate. You guys need to improve your grammer now.

...

it's spelled "grammar".

Nice one.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the irony here.

At 6/15/06 08:12 PM, HellzYeahCCR wrote:

At 6/15/06 08:06 PM, TouretteMime wrote: Some of you people on Newgrounds have such poor grammar. Like littlewashu, who can't even capitalize or puncuate. You guys need to improve your grammar now.

Fixed your sentence.

Improve your own grammar.

You can't start sentaces with conjuction words (like, as, but...)

At 6/15/06 08:06 PM, TouretteMime wrote: Some of you people on newgrounds have such poor grammer. Like littlewashu who can't even capitalize or puncuate. You guys need to improve your grammer now.

no dud u stfu i kan du wutevr i want cuz itz a free kuntre and shit

I think any forum with teenage posters will have a problem with grammar. Newgrounds just seems to have quite a large mixture of proper spellers and fucktards who couldn't spell their way out of a bucket.

And I almost forgot, let's all give myspace/xanga a standing ovation for making bad grammar... "kewl".

Quoted by little-11-year-old

D00dezz im liek teh 1337xxorzzzorz n ppl liek are c00l3r on t3h n37 if 73h liek misp333l wurdz n stuff cuase i l1k3 l1nk1n p4rk c4use ins1d3 i l1k3 men ROFLFFLROFLOLOLOLOL

You'd think a 15 year old would be able to spell "grammar" by now. Next time, don't complain to us about spelling and grammar if you can't spell 100% right.

I've already done that. Nice check, sir.

Solly Newgrounds don't speek Englizsch cuse mi Englizsch pleese tank j00 w4n7 s0m3 lm40n4d3?

IT IS A LOST CAUSE SIR!!!! GOOD DAY!!! :P

At 6/15/06 08:17 PM, Torkelson wrote:

At 6/15/06 08:08 PM, GoldenClock wrote: Today's Irony of the Day brought to you buy Steven Seagal

Nobody brings irony like the Seagal.

priceless XD

That is true.

You spelled grammar wrong.

i agree, learn english!!!

It's the Internet, nobody cares about grammar.

Spelling does not = grammar. They are two seperate things.

At 6/15/06 08:16 PM, GoldenClock wrote:

At 6/15/06 08:15 PM, linkinparkrules6969 wrote: eat shit queer* linkin park rox and u suck big donkey* cock faggot

*quear
*donkie

Unless that was sarcasm or you not being serious by any means, that Linkin Park guy has the words spelled correctly. Now, for the newb. (I guess this one is more of a noob than a newb, however.)

Who's to say the noob didn't forget some letters like he forgot the punctuation? Perhaps what was really meant to be said was: "I eat shit. Queer(ish) Linkin Park rocks. 'U' (as in the letter) sucks big donkey cock. I'm a faggot."

I wouldn't know, though. It seems like the only way to interperet it.

Anyways, yes. Grammar on Newgrounds could be improved, and probably should be improved if they want to get a nice job, especially ones that involve writing and or typing. If they only type/write like that online, then they should just try to type correctly... It isn't that hard to get very close to typing correctly, you know. By 'typing correctly' I mean using proper capitalization, proper or some correct punctuation, etc.

I don't want to comment about the small amounts of irony in this thread.

At 6/15/06 08:06 PM, TouretteMime wrote: Some of you people on newgrounds have such poor grammer. Like littlewashu who can't even capitalize or puncuate. You guys need to improve your grammer now.

Then you fucking teach us all how to use perfect grammar, spelling and so on.

At 6/15/06 08:09 PM, linkinparkrules6969 wrote: shut up noob

More irony!!!

This trhead is a goldmine.

Well people have told me enough times, i try hard :) so u know...u cant blame me for trying.

I AGREE!

I would really enjoy it if Newgrounds users took the time to capitlize, put periods on the end of their sentences, and type up sentences with full grammar that makes sense and is something not too hard to comprehend. Sometimes I just hate trying to tell what those people are saying when they should really use their grammar and spelling! Spelling is also another thing. It is just so irritating, I want to make it so all Newgrounds users put a little more effort into their grammar, and especially; spelling!

Thank you for your awesome post, TouretteMime!