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gta san andreas and a 9 year old

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gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 17:53:44


so im chillin on the computer on the forums and my nine year old friend comes to my house. he says hey let me tell you about my dream. he told me he was dreaming about gta san andreas. now i fucking hate that game because thats all anyone thinks about. one time when me and my family was on vacation trying to have a good time we were sitting on the florida beaches away from all our problems and he justs asks me out of the blue. wen we get home can we play gta. so when the 9 year old told me he was dreaming about the game i fucking snapped. i jumped on him and started hitting him all over. not hard just jokingly but still it was in a blind rage. all im trying to say is i hate that god dam game because thats all anyone thinks of. then he said it was the best game ever so i threy water on him. i hate that game. im goin to play football now peace

Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 17:55:10


Is the kid dead now?

Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 17:56:10


Who posts a topic and then leaves to play football?

Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 17:56:32


well that's good.. ur 14, so you couldn't have hit him THAT hard....

Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 17:57:47


I hardly hear anyone talk about GTA: SA anymore.

Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 17:58:02


Jesus your 14 and hes 9? Is that the best you can get for a freind?

Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 17:58:54


Wow, you're sort of pathetic.


I GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND THERE'S NO REMORSE I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK CUZ I FUCKED A CORPSE

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Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 17:59:07


wow, that was like, five lost attention spans in one paragraph.


unban russianspy22

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Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:00:42


Dude you hang out with 9 yr olds?


Click here and we'll become good friends.

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Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:01:33


And people say Grand Theft Auto causes violence in people..


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Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:02:18


9 year old friend huh?

There's your problem.


D13, the most elite you've ever seen.

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Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:02:44


At 5/6/06 06:00 PM, SeasonsOfTheDead wrote: Dude you hang out with 9 yr olds?

This is the funniest post I've read in a while.


unban russianspy22

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Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:12:42


Weird, me and a few friends were at the mall having lunch at the food court, and at the table over we see this mom and her son sitting there. Kid couldn't have been more than eight and in his hands he was holding gta san an, now frankly I couldn't give a shit but seeing this mom she's got a crusifix on her neck, and other religious shit, she looks like those overprotective cunts taht sue when a game is too violent for kids and that they shouldnt have them. I was mad, but then again maybe she was cool, but looking at this bitch it would be hard to assume that.


Burn the land and boil the sea

You can't take the sky from me

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Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:14:15


umm..... go sit down.... now...

Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:15:35


Damn you have... Mental problems. For two reasons. No 14 yr old has 9 yr old friends, except you obviously. And secondly, you don't get angry about other people playing games unless you are a fucking psycho.


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Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:16:39


At 5/6/06 05:56 PM, 10_second_Tom wrote: Who posts a topic and then leaves to play football?

PHAT-G, perhaps?

Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:17:10


Ahem. Football.. Lol you wish. You don't have any friends!


So, apparently, I got banned for 3 days for having an opinion.

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Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:18:03


Ha ha, you're a loner.


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:19:04


At 5/6/06 06:12 PM, DasChimp wrote:

I was mad, but then again maybe she was cool, but looking at this bitch it would be hard to assume that.

You are a dissapointment to the human race.


Between the idea And the reality

Between the motion And the act, Falls the Shadow

An argument in Logic

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Response to gta san andreas and a 9 year old 2006-05-06 18:19:34


At 5/6/06 05:56 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote: well that's good.. ur 14, so you couldn't have hit him THAT hard....

Lol. How do you know hes not buff? I'm just messin, you're probably right.