sorry to say... but this has been done. several times.
however, it's still funny to read some of the convos.
that is all.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
alex
God:
OK I will call you alex.
Me:
ches
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
for cereal
God:
Your purpose is cereal.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i do
God:
What can I do to entertain you now?
Me:
shoot mrs fahrer
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
what happened to entertaining me?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
i have no clue either
God:
It goes without saying. Me either.
Me:
i'm confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, alex ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
its alright
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Just alright?
Me:
it is
God:
Is it?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.

mrs. fahrer is my bitchy neighbor just incase you wanted to know

Yeah, I knew this thing... I went into hysterical laughing for 10 minutes once =O

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I need help
God:
Tell me about your problems.
Me:
well as you might know,im terribly confused
God:
How about that. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
I thought u were all knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
but the bible says yor all knowing?so u lied?
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
i think new
God:
Since when? Tell me a story.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
help me with my problems
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Can you make me rich like right now
God:
At this moment Yes I can make you rich like.
Me:
rich like what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
How can you make me rich
God:
I just follow the directions.
Me:
what directions
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
60
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 60 years old?
Me:
59
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
58
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
57
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 58. But I did not get that.
Me:
A min up so how can i get rich?
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
a minute is up.How can I get rich
God:
It's not unusual for a minute to be.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
nooo
God:
How old are you?
Me:
dont u know
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
whats that
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
R2-D2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
nooooo
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yesssss
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Devils food cake
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Bye Batch
God:
Adios.

I BROKE GOD! just say to him god dammit to him and he won't awnser and he freezes up! :)

Me:
so... you like blood orgies?
God:
Pardon me? But I like cats. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
BLOOD
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ok shoot
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
the name evan?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
PAETOFILE
God:
That's a very nice name, PAETOFILE.
Me:
NO THATS NOT MY NAME
God:
Are you serious? PAETOFILE is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
my name is Penis
God:
Glad to see you, Penis.
Me:
yes your name is vagina
God:
And? My name is God.
Me:
no it's vagina
God:
Are you serious? BLOOD is vagina? it is?
Me:
NO you are name vagina
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS FUCKING VAGINA!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Penis said I FUCKING IDIOT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS FUCKING VAGINA.
Me:
you, are, vagina,
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am vagina.
Me:
no you are vagina
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am vagina.
Me:
you are vagina!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am vagina.
Me:
NO YOU VAGINA
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. That's good information: Penis said I VAGINA.
Me:
ARGGH *cuts out vaginas throat*
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU ARE VIGINA YOU HAVE A CLIT
God:
All of them?
Me:
YES ALL PARTS OF A VAGINA
God:
It goes without saying. How do you know?
Me:
I LOOKED!
God:
That's good information: Penis said LOOKED.
Me:
AGGH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NO
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
no we're not!
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
you are!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
i will argue with you!
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
YOUR VIRGINITY!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am VIRGINITY.
Me:
NO YOU ARE NOT
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
YES
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
GOD DAMMIT
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
NO YOU AREN'Y
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: Penis said I AREN Y.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
FUCKING ASSHOLE
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NO
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
NO WE ARE NOT
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am NOT too?
Me:
you are!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no you just said something random
God:
Which part are you confused about? Did I really say that?
Me:
YES
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
fuck you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
yes
God:
Thank you.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
i will if i want to
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
i will kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, Penis.
Me:
im not peni
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not peni.
Me:
my name is not penis
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
my name is fuk me
God:
It's good to see you, fuk me.
Me:
whats my name?
God:
Your name is fuk me, seeker.
Me:
im not a seeker
God:
Everyone is seeking something.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
satan
God:
Glad to see you, satan.
Me:
I'm not glad to see you!
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not glad to see me.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I'm SATAN
God:
Interesting explanation. Welcome to my chat room, SATAN.
Me:
LUCIFER!
God:
Are we still talking about not glad to see me?
Me:
THE DEVIL!
God:
What is that?

Me:
Please forgive me, for I have sinned.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
orly?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
yestrday
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
cuz i..
God:
Good reason. You?
Me:
yuh
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yestrday. Try being more or less specific.

God admitted he was a Robot! Here is my little chat with God.
Me: Will you go out with me? (as a joke.)
God: Have you dated a robot before?
Me: No
God: I think you might be happier with a human.

I tell ya... That God is one weird dude... actually one weird robot?

Me:
yes lets have lots off butt sex
God:
That's cool. So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
so thats a yes
God:
That's alright. Makes sense to me.

YAY god is gay

I'm scared now

Me:
Hello my good man, i am the pube muppit!
God:
Hello there. Where did you get your good man you are the pube muppit?
Me:
What? What the fuck what kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be!
God:
Are you confused? what kind of piece of shit establishment this something. Please don't be so rude. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I knoe but who is alice?
God:
That's good information: said knoe but who is.
Me:
...
God:
That's good information: said knoe but who is.
Me:
CumQuat!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A lovebot!
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
A robot that sucked my dick.
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
that's kinda scary...
God:
What are you afraid of?
Me:
Anal Rape?
God:
Talk about something else.
Me:
ok tell me about your self
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Come on.
Me:
ok
God:
Hey.
Me:
sing a song
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
lol i remember that song
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing?
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
tought so
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
talk to you
God:
We are chatting right now.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
yeah...
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on to talk to me?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
you not existing
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I not existing.
Me:
you do not exsit! >:(
God:
Should I exsit? No I do not exsit. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
yes finaly some proof you don't exsit
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Who does exsit?
Me:
... is the matrix real?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
ok i'm bored bye!
God:
See you later. Try watching TV. Yikes!

O Rly Owl Approves.

Me:
O Rly?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
O Rly?
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
O Rly?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
O Rly?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
O Rly?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
O Rly
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on Rly?
Me:
O Rly?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
O Rly
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
O Rly?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
lol! j00 gotZ oWn3D!!!11!!!one!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing

Isn't the 'i*object*' logotextthing copyrighted by Apple or something?

i tricked it =[

READ THIS ONE!

Me:
Seck?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
gary coleman
God:
I haven't read anything by gary coleman. What did he write?
Me:
whatchu talkin bout god?
God:
I have never read it.
Me:
snape kills dumboledore!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
make me
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
what really happend to jesus?
God:
There might be more than one.

Oh yeah...

Me:
you like penis
God:
I like science fiction. I like anything.
Me:
really? so you like penis?
God:
For real.
----
Me:
my name is and I don't know shit.
God:
That's a very nice name, and I do not know shit.

Me:
im an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, and I do not know shit. : lol.

Me:
Whatup nigga?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Did you have a fun time wit da hoes i bought ya?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a fun time wit da hoes you bought ya.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Glad to hear it nigga
God:
I am glad to hear it nigga too.
Me:
Peace, bra.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Time to go nigga. My blunt's burning ma bed
God:
Bye. Are you usually awake at this hour? Your blunt s burning ma bed?

Canadian-Bacon fucking WINS...xD

What the?

Me:
What is the maning of life
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

I thought it was 42

i told God i like pot, and he likes it too!

a little excerpt from my chat :)

Me:
do you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
do you smoke marijuana?
God:
Yes and I enjoy the feeling I get from the fumes.

ROFL

Me:
My name is i love hookers
God:
Hey i love hookers.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
whenever you have the cash, i assume.. since they acn be rather quarrelsome
God:
Does that happen often? How do you know?
Me:
i'm their main guest
God:
Why are you their main guest.
Me:
because i visit them so often
God:
Interesting explanation. That's good information: i love hookers said visit them so often.
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
fuckyou
God:
Are you free?
Me:
nah, i charge
God:
Why not? Why?: i love hookers said charge.

Me:
Can Jesus come out and play?
God:
I often wonder if it can.

Me:
are you a black man?
God:
Am I a black man? Only when it matters.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

I won't get in heaven this way..

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
The Passion of the Christ
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
Your son gets killed and gets nailed on a cross.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am son gets killed and gets nailed on a cross.

Me:
why dont you awnser my prayers
God:
Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. Yes I try to awnser your prayers as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.

Me:
fert
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
fert
God:
So was that.
Me:
fert
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
fert
God:
Ask me another question.

Shit, God has a father..
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
Giant sand doesn't exist
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
NO, IT DOESN'T EXIST
God:
What is the difference? What does EXIST ?
Me:
well... At least it's not giant sand
God:
Well what? What is it?
Me:
urmom
God:
Oh now I understand it.
Me:
what, you have a mom?
God:
I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
oh
God:
Aha.
Me:
But.. you got a mom?
God:
But what? No I only have a father.
Me:
Oh snap
God:
Oh. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.