mine is
DARK HELMET: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
LONE STAR: What?
DARK HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
LONE STAR: And what does that make us?
DARK HELMET: Absolutely nothing.
my favourite
FUCK! EVEN IN THE FUTURE NOTHING WORKS!
Dark Helmet: "Found anything yet....?"
Spaceballs: "We aint found shit!"
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
50% of all statistics are made up 90% of the time.
another one of mine is
(they reach yogert's temple entrence. {if you dont know, yogert is the spoof of yoda})
DARK HELMET: yogert! i hate yogert! even with strawberries!
At 11/11/05 11:27 PM, ImNotWadeFulp wrote: another one of mine is
(they reach yogert's temple entrence. {if you dont know, yogert is the spoof of yoda})
DARK HELMET: yogert! i hate yogert! even with strawberries!
its spelled "yogurt" and he says "especially with strawberries"
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
50% of all statistics are made up 90% of the time.
Dark helmet man : What the matter colonel sanders? chicken?!
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
" I think were taking this too siriously sir..."
" NONESENCE HE SAID COMB THE DEASERT"
At 11/11/05 11:21 PM, CardinalFang wrote: Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
That's definetely the best scene of the movie, I loved it. I also like when you find out about Pizza the hut being trapped in his limo and eating himself to death lol.
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"Mr. Radar"
"Mr. Coffee"
"Mr. Rental"
At 11/12/05 12:09 AM, icedemon_11 wrote: " I think were taking this too siriously sir..."
" NONESENCE HE SAID COMB THE DEASERT"
Desert.*
Princess: "Who are you?"
Barf: "BARF!"
Robot: "Not in here, you don't!"
Such a simple stab that's hilarious in action.
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Lonestar: We're not doing this for money......WE'RE DOING THIS FOR A SHITLOAD OF MONEY!
Just read 'The Hero with a Thousand Faces' by Joe Campbell. Now I need a new book. PM me suggestions!
Yogurt: Mah-Kaa-Laa-rahg-fo
Lone Star: So you can read it?
Yogurt: No, I was just clearing my throat.
At 11/12/05 12:14 AM, icedemon_11 wrote:At 11/12/05 12:09 AM, icedemon_11 wrote: " I think were taking this too siriously sir..."Desert.*
" NONESENCE HE SAID COMB THE DEASERT"
learn how to spell.
At 11/11/05 11:55 PM, CardinalFang wrote: Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
If someone read that very fast (which I did earlier), it gets so confusing.
I've got 2 favorite lines, the one said above (My personal fav. :)), and the Mr. Coffee, and Mr. Radar part.
Filler text.
Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.
Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.
Dark Helmet: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!
Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'
after the mega-maid crashes and the dark helmet and preident scrooge are coming out of the nose of the head(which looks like the statue of liberty)
and the two apes from plant of the apes come along the beach
ape 1:"HOLY SHIT"!
ape 2:"Well there goes the neighbourhood"
at least thats how i remember the movie.
At 11/11/05 11:21 PM, CardinalFang wrote: Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir...
Also my favorite lines :)
Ah man, i gotta start watching it again.. I'm gonna see if i can get a set for my birthday (22nd) :)
