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Chinese Takeaway Puns!

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Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 14:56:51


Okay, I need a humourous name for a Chinese Takeaway, and I've got, uh... Punner's Block.

This is all I can think of:

Wok This Way
Stop, Wok and Roll
Wok and (Spring) Roll
Woksuckers.

Obviously a very wok-themed selection there. Can you come up with any better ones? If not, just vote for your favourite.

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 14:58:06


Chinese people are weird.

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 14:58:46


At 10/1/05 02:57 PM, krama89 wrote:
Obviously a very wok-themed selection there. Can you come up with any better ones? If not, just vote for your favourite.
Fucking racist... I hope your hit in the face with a wok

how is that being racist?
it ideas for a name.. right?

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 14:58:48


Hmm...

Built Like a Wok?

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 14:59:26


At 10/1/05 02:57 PM, krama89 wrote:
Obviously a very wok-themed selection there. Can you come up with any better ones? If not, just vote for your favourite.
Fucking racist... I hope your hit in the face with a wok

Yes! You obviously hate Chinese people seeing how you wanted to think up Chinese restaurant names!

YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 15:05:46


You imbecile... I'm making a Flash, and one character works in a Chinese takeway... therefore I'm thinking of comedic names for a comedic movie. I'm not purposely trying to be racist you fool. So sit down and shut up.

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 15:09:56


At 10/1/05 03:05 PM, Gaizka wrote: You imbecile... I'm making a Flash, and one character works in a Chinese takeway... therefore I'm thinking of comedic names for a comedic movie. I'm not purposely trying to be racist you fool. So sit down and shut up.

why didn't sy that in your first post
here you go
"wok right in"
"The great wall of chinese food"
i like the first one the best
:D

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 15:11:06


At 10/1/05 02:58 PM, wesdood wrote: how is that being racist?
it ideas for a name.. right?

It's sarcasm.

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 15:13:38


I just thought of a good one...

Can You Smell What The Wok Is Cookin'?

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 15:23:30


wok-tastic! i like wok and woll the most, but that is a racial comment.

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 15:24:19


At 10/1/05 02:57 PM, krama89 wrote:
Obviously a very wok-themed selection there. Can you come up with any better ones? If not, just vote for your favourite.
Fucking racist... I hope your hit in the face with a wok

Yeah you fag Racist...go suck a wok.

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 15:25:06


ohhhh, like a wok! the new dodge wok and woll 500-se

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 15:25:49


At 10/1/05 02:58 PM, -f-a-c-e-f-i-r-s-t- wrote: Chinese people are weird.

They can serve some good noodles though

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 15:53:08


We will Wok you

Hung Lo's China house

Honestly, we don't serve cats.

This is kinda tuff.


I'm in ur plane, killin ur snakes.

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Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 15:55:05


At 10/1/05 02:59 PM, -f-a-c-e-f-i-r-s-t- wrote: Yes! You obviously hate Chinese people seeing how you wanted to think up Chinese restaurant names!

YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON

When you stop working at McDonald's we'll respect your opinion.

IT WAS A JOKE.


"In this world // We walk on the roof of hell, // Gazing at flowers." -- Issa

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Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 16:07:32


Wok as a brain.


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 16:16:29


Look, to end all the fighting...

I suggest:

wok-tastic.

See, if *I* can have fun here, the idiots can stfu about racism... *sigh*,

If I need help defending my country, I'll ask ok?


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Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 16:17:04


At 10/1/05 03:53 PM, Inyaistishu wrote: We will Wok you

Hah, that's a good one.

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 16:17:32


Wocking all over the world!

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 16:23:11


Bloody hell, plays on "wok" are easy, but there're barely any other words to piss about with.

Wok Paper Scissors, for example.

Response to Chinese Takeaway Puns! 2005-10-01 16:23:28


At 10/1/05 02:57 PM, krama89 wrote:
Obviously a very wok-themed selection there. Can you come up with any better ones? If not, just vote for your favourite.
Fucking racist... I hope your hit in the face with a wok

how is that racist?
a wok is a cooking utensil and he is trying to think of a pun about chinese food restaurants,thats not racist.