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Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous

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Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:02:43


I was watching Adult Swim, waiting for Cowboy Bebop, and Paranoia Agent comes on, so I got to the cable box to find out whats on next ( lost my remote )... and I trying to find the button that shows what comes on next. I hit power on my cable box so it switches to local cable and it comes with a guy saying "And the constapation..." and then I turn cable back on. Man I was laughing my ass off.

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:04:05


At 8/12/05 01:02 AM, beb0p wrote: I was watching Adult Swim, waiting for Cowboy Bebop, and Paranoia Agent comes on, so I got to the cable box to find out whats on next ( lost my remote )... and I trying to find the button that shows what comes on next. I hit power on my cable box so it switches to local cable and it comes with a guy saying "And the constapation..." and then I turn cable back on. Man I was laughing my ass off.

ok um you little 10 year old. you shouldnt be watching shows like adult swim. your too young and waht are yo udoing up past bed time. you must be in bed by 9. dont make me get the belt

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:05:06


ok um you little 10 year old. you shouldnt be watching shows like adult swim. your too young and waht are yo udoing up past bed time. you must be in bed by 9. dont make me get the belt

belt his bitch ass!

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:06:56


Huh? What? Can't understand you, take that dick out of your mouth. Fruitcake...

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:07:48


...Wow...I remember hearing something on the Berensting Bears when I was in Grade 3 where me and my friend Wes were listening to some Tape and Book thing and he started Fast Forwarding then did something and it started to go slow...then we heard in a low voice "Would you like to but a rubber pussy" then it went back to fast forwarding...it turned out to be a sales man saying "Would you like to buy a rubber pussycat" but when we heard it,it was in slow motion and was cut off, still, we laughed very hard!

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:08:04


ohmigosh! Constipation, that is so hilarious, I think my head may actually explode... you are so immature, have you ever accidentaly flicked though channels and then dropped the remote as soon as you come to ac lip of a baby being born? I have, not a very pretty sight...


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Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:09:11


At 8/12/05 01:06 AM, beb0p wrote: Huh? What? Can't understand you, take that dick out of your mouth. Fruitcake...

Oh snaps.

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:09:20


At 8/12/05 01:02 AM, beb0p wrote: I was watching Adult Swim, waiting for Cowboy Bebop, and Paranoia Agent comes on, so I got to the cable box to find out whats on next ( lost my remote )... and I trying to find the button that shows what comes on next. I hit power on my cable box so it switches to local cable and it comes with a guy saying "And the constapation..." and then I turn cable back on. Man I was laughing my ass off.

lmao. something like that happened to me once. I was watching real TV and people were skydiving and 1 guy started to fall caue his parichute broke. I switch to teletoon and the first words i heard on the show they had on was "dont worry my errection brock my fall" lol

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Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:11:14


dude when i change the channel on my dads tv it stops for 1 second showing the person talking with there eyes closed in weird positions! i once changed the channel on to a porno and it paused at the girl with sperm dripping from her mouth! it looked like she was spitting on some guys cock!!

but seriously **pulls baseball bat with nails out of closed and hits beb0p in the face** NOW EAT YOUR VEGGIES!

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:12:01


At 8/12/05 01:09 AM, Theham88 wrote: Have Normal conversations at the newbie helpers army. we are agains flaming, and making childish jokes, and will have help out with questions

see my sig

Well that topic seems to have been quickly locked


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Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:14:24


ok dude seriously, cowboy bebop has been on repeats for like 7 years, get with the fucking program.

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:16:09


belt his bitch ass!

OMG you are ten

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:16:54


Uh-Oh. looks like another fucking ALT! god wtf is there to enjoy about pretending to be a little 10-year old and making people angry? you jackass prick.

i hope this damn thing gets locked.


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Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:18:07


At 8/12/05 01:16 AM, Jetfan wrote:
belt his bitch ass!
OMG you are ten

crap wrong quote oh well

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:18:55


At 8/12/05 01:16 AM, theplatinumragdoll wrote: Uh-Oh. looks like another fucking ALT! god wtf is there to enjoy about pretending to be a little 10-year old and making people angry? you jackass prick.

i hope this damn thing gets locked.

I really don't see any way that this topic is a joke or any proof that the topic starter is an alt..

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:19:50


eat your veggies and take your pills and youll survive jetfans belt and the switch blade im aboot to stick through your ugly head

Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:21:44


omg that guy looks like my homeroom teacher and the women in the back look like my science teacher. shit i hope my friend didnt actaully post those pics

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:25:12


Man that's hilarious.

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:26:56


Considering you caught a guy in the middle of saying it, thats like a fucked up game me and some buds play when high. We'll watch tv and change channels everytime somebody finishes a sentence...it starts linking together and gets disturbing. One time I snagged an ad where a girl said "Thats why I use vaginal cleansing fluid" and I changed the channel, only to hear a guy say "Dude thats just gross" Then changed it again and heard a guy say "Thats enough liquid to fill the atlantic ocean!" Its messed up because it seems like the channels start making their own program...or I was just high and thought it did...Still its fucked up.

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:28:25


At 8/12/05 01:21 AM, Jetfan wrote: omg that guy looks like my homeroom teacher and the women in the back look like my science teacher. shit i hope my friend didnt actaully post those pics

i bet he is your homeroom teacher and i bet your friend who posted it and photoshoped it is the homeroom dumbass

just kidding ^

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:32:44


At 8/12/05 01:07 AM, Double_Demon wrote: "Would you like to but a rubber pussy"

I meant to type the guy saying "Would you like to buy a rubber pussy-"

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:33:17


At 8/12/05 01:18 AM, Jetfan wrote:
At 8/12/05 01:16 AM, Jetfan wrote:
belt his bitch ass!
OMG you are ten
crap wrong quote oh well

LEWEL!
How the fuck do you get a wrong quote.


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Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:34:06


He's just a noob... Leave him alone (Noob.)

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:35:39


At 8/12/05 01:33 AM, MakeYourselfSick wrote:
At 8/12/05 01:18 AM, Jetfan wrote:
At 8/12/05 01:16 AM, Jetfan wrote:
belt his bitch ass!
OMG you are ten
crap wrong quote oh well
LEWEL!
How the fuck do you get a wrong quote.

i erased the quote that goes above

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:46:22


the guy who created this thread is useless
one of these guys is him

Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 01:48:20


this is why i leave NG for weeks at a time.

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 02:06:23


beb0ps the highest level of retard, level 2 cuz thats the highest they can count to

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 02:12:32


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sike
:-O

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 02:13:51


Lol constipation

Response to Dude, you gotta read i'm sereous 2005-08-12 02:14:40


How immature.